Jeon:
Guys, can we settle our ages? I just really want to
reassure myself that I'm not talking to 70 year olds
☺️☺️
Lix:
Haha ok sure
I guess Ill go first
I'm a 00' liner so that makes me 20 as of 2019
Jin1:
I'm 23 ✌️✌️
Jisung:
20 bro
Chan:
23!!
Min2:
22
Bin:
21
Min1:
20
Jin2:
20
Jeon:
19😁😁
Li:
20
Lix:
**** we got a fetus here
Min1:
^and 2 grandpas
Chan:
EXCUSE ME?
Li:
ANIVWBVDVYVXABNAANJNKSLHS
Lix:
Uhh... you ok Li?
Li:
Hi this is Li's brother
YOINK and her other brother
HA and her other brother
Aaaaand finally her other brother
Jin1:
Holy ****
Jisung:
How many siblings does he have?
Li:
They prefer he/him and they/them until told
otherwise
Also there's 5 older besides us and 1 younger
Also 2 sisters
AAUABBXIJDVTWIAOASDJNJLKDSNKL
Oh kriffing! It's ok, I'm cool I'm fine just
going to murder them real quick 🙂🔪
TAE YA OVERGROWN HOUSE CAT
U GET TO EAT HUMAN MEAT NOW
Min2:
Well thats a lot to unpack
Literally everyone else in the group chat:
^
Jin2:
Hey! I just realized that there are 5 00' liners
What month for u?
Jisung:
September 🍂🍁
Lix:
September as well
Min1:
Sept
Jin2:
HAH y'all suck im March
Li:
Dang Farrik im October
Every 00' liner:
F
Lix:
^ rude much
Jisung:
Wait I'm curious, what days are u guys?
Min1:
22
Li:
Y'all gonna love this 😈 HALLOWEEN YA BLOBFISH
Lix:
15
Jisung:
Oh my god mom
Jin1:
Yeah?
Bin:
^... did not expect that
Jisung:
I would like to thank my parents and my family for
giving me this award
IM A ******* DAY OLDER THAN LIX
WOOOOOO LETS GO
Lix:
oh
OH
NO MY PRIDE
Li:
Is ok man
At least your older than me
Jeon:
At least I'm good :)
No 70 year olds but 2 grandpas and a vampire
Li:
WHO U CALLIN A-
you know what? That's fair
Chan:
Shut it maknae
Imma make u clean my whole house
Jeon:
Oh please no :(
😣
Jin2:
UWU 💕💗❣️💓💖💞
Min2:
Ma gay heart just jumped a little
Jisung:
^x10000000
Li:
In honor of Carlos,
GAY RADAR READINGS ARE OFF THE CHARTS
Jin1:
If y'all could excuse me, I have to go eat chicken now
Li:
OH JIN1 WAIT!!!!!
I have something for u
... NICKEN CHUGGET
Bin:
...ok
Jin1:
Li I hate u rn
YOU ARE READING
chat fic from hell
FanfictionImma take a 12 hour nap then take another one Love, thats called a coma sounds festive :) your average chat fic... but with a small twist. Someone really needs to help Jisung find Chan hyung tho DISCLAIMER: I have gotten permission from @_hhyunjean...
