PICKLEBORA

Chapter 1

Niko and Sib are holding hands and gazing in each other's eyes. You can tell they are about to kiss while Fourth Of July by Fall Out Boy while a loud crack of laughter breaks out.
Sib: WTF LIZZIE CALM YOUR TITS
Laila: She doesn't have any.
Liz: I'm sorry but look at this picture of Shannon making a dumb face *shows picture to sib while hysterically laughing almost pissing her pants*
Niko: *rolls eyes at lizzie*
Sib: *awkwardly laughs*
Sav: NOW KISS *pushes Niko's and Sibs head together forcefully making them kiss*

Justin (sibs former crush) and Pete Wentz pop into the room.
Justin: wtf man you know I love her
Sib: *blushes weirdly knowing she doesn't like him anymore*
Niko: Sorry man she's too hot
Pete: I'm scared *plays Centuries in the background*
Justin: Please remember me for centuries
Sib: wtf you don't listen to them how the fuck do you know this song
Justin: ESPN has played them too many times
Sib: and Fall Out Boy has apologized for that
Pete: that's right. PATRICK did it tho
Sib: get the fuck out of here justin
*justin leaves*
Sib: JUSTINS self confidence to asking girls out is going down down in an earlier round.
Pete hands Sibora a shirt with Joes face on it that says NIT BAD JOE and another shirt with Petes face on it that says THANKS PETE.

Sib pulls a pickle out of her back pocket of her black, ripped, skinny, BRENDON Urie jeans.
Sib: I have been practicing.
Niko: *awkwardly chuckles and kisses sibs forehead* I love you
Sib: I love you too pickle *kisses Niko's cheek*
The whole cult breaks out in laughter because sib called niko pickle.
Niko: I don't do this often but I'll bite the pickle only for YOU
Sib: JESUS Christ

Patrick walks in and hands out Fall Out Boy shirts to the cult and niko except for Lexi because she has too many.
Everyone: THANKS PATRICK
Laila: Oh no thanks Patrick I'm fine (inside she's dying)
Everyone's dying because of Patrick and Sibora and Niko.
Pat then later hands out CDs to the cult.
Sibora takes the Folié A Deux cd and blasts I Don't Care very loud but everyone jams out to it. Patrick takes Pete out to get ready for their Boys Of Zummer tour featuring Wiz Khalifa and Hoodie Allen.
Everyone yells: I SHIP PICKLEBORA FOR LIFE