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🌯-popeyes

Boruto walking into popeyes an seeing some hot chick with big titties bitch working at the counter, turns out it was just mitsuki (he needs money)

Mitsuki: hello sir, would you like to buy some of out delicious chicken? :D

Boruto: No bitch I'm here to suck the tit milk outta you 😡

*Just stands there in silence while looking down at his boobs*

Mitsuki: Excuse me?..

Boruto: you heard me, just name the price :)

Mitsuki: 100$ probably don't even have that much anyway *smiles sinister*

Boruto: wanna try me? pulls out 200$

They both stand there in silence

Mitsuki: Come to the back with me 😔 

...FEW MINUTES LATER... 

Shikadai: Bro what the hell took you so long??

Boruto: man i'm so full right now-

Shikadai: did you at least save me some chicken?!

Boruto: no but i have a biscuit :) *never eat the popeyes biscuits without a drink, you'll suffocate*

Shikadai: fuck you man-