Shrek gazed at his hot and sexy self in the mirror. He was really nervous about college. So nervous that his hands were gripping the sink really hard. Yeah, it was just the usual Monday. He hated Mondays.
'Maybe Fiona will be there...' Shrek thought to himself smiling in the mirror, but soon that smile faded because he was busy thinking about their breakup. 'No Shrek. She'll never forgive you, just move on.' He let out an ogre sigh and walked away from the mirror, taking one last longing look before finally stepping out of the bathroom.
He went over to his bed and took out his sparkly backpack that his mother got for him, for his first day of college. Shrek began packing his essentials: pencils, notebooks, folders, his rose gold laptop, etc. He then looked over at the onion with desire in his eyes, yet with a tinge of sadness. 'No Shrek! We said that we'll be different now. New school, new me.' He averted his gaze from the onions and back onto his backpack, zipping it up with shaky hands. He took a deep breath in order to calm his nerves, then swung the backpack over his shoulders, walking over to the door, when he suddenly remembered–
'Oh gosh! I almost forgot me car keys!' Shrek rushed on over to his dresser and dug the keys out from beneath all his onions. 'This can't happen again. I need to do better.' Shrek let out an ogre yell and shook his head and then angrily stomped on over to the door. He hesitated for a tad bit. Walking out would change him forever. It was a scary thought, but Shrek knew it had to be done.
Once outside he unlocks his 1947 Ford Focus. Shrek got into the car and longingly looked at the air freshener he had hanging from his mirror that was shaped like Fiona. He sniffled and turned on the engine, making his way towards a new and hopefully better life. Yeah.
Throughout the drive Shrek thought about crashing his car, even if getting it cost the price of a well maintained liver. When he first left his rundown apartment, he felt nervous, yet hopeful. Now, Shrek felt miserable. He would have to throw away all his great-smelling onions. Onions that have lasted the family centuries. He would have to forget about Fiona and how lovely she was. His grip tightened on the steering wheel and he took in huge deep breaths, which didn't seem to help his nerves at all.
The car next to him was a ferrari, Shrek thought to himself that he would never have something so luxurious, how could he for he was just an ogre. He let out a sad sigh and thought about committing suicide. He was so caught up in his thoughts that he passed a red light, causing two cars to crash. He thought to himself, Oh. . . I am for sure not going to get my degree for eyebrow waxing, as he gazed at the crime he had just committed. All well we all mistakes.
Shrek finally arrives at his destination. He reluctantly steps out of his 1947 Ford Focus, grabs his glittery backpack and softly shuts the door. Leaving it unlocked. If he gets robbed, then he gets robbed. Nothing he can do about that. He does not have the energy to lock his car at this moment, for he is still in shock.
Shrek sighs and looks at his schedule. Room 31. First class: Introduction to Eyebrow Waxing 1001. He makes his way towards the classroom, not watching where he is going. He then comes to a sudden stop when he feels something bump against his mighty front. He couldn't see what it was at first, but upon looking down he sees hair, a shade lighter than the sun, practically glowing. The blonde looks up at Shrek with his glistening blue orbs.
Shrek has never seen anyone more beautiful, but beautiful things crumble in his big ogre hands. So he decides to be mean to the gorgeous blonde boy. He growls, "Watch where yer going, twerp!"
The blonde looked horrified and quickly looked up, and with a whiny tone to his voice said, "I'm so sorey! I'm sorey! I was just trying to get to my waxing class!"
Shrek felt a little bit of pity for the beautiful laddie. He thought, "Wow! This boy must always be pinned down and walked all over!" Yeah. With other people he would've just scolded them and strutted away, but something was telling him to not walk away. Maybe it was fate, or destiny, or . . . Fiona. But he knew he had to help this dude, "Ugh! Get up ya little maggot!" Shrek stretched his long, green arm out and gave the lad his hand, so he could get up. Safely.
The boyo stared at his hand, with tears in his big baby blue orbs. He couldn't believe the amount of kindness he had received. This is the first time in his whole life where he hasn't been treated badly. He put his hand on Shrek. Shrek pulled the lad up and for a split second , the boy felt as if he experienced zero gravity with how strong skyri– Shrek was.
"Thank you good sir" whispered Laddie in a whispering whisper. Shrek noticed his nervous demeanor. "WHAT, CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP SON'NNY?" Shrek yelled in hope of the young boy breaking free of his wall . . .
The boy began to cry, he could not see the good that Shrek was trying to do. Shrek noticed that his words were too harsh , especially for somebody as gentle looking as the blonde golden retriever boy in front of him.
"Can you please speak up son'nny?" Shrek said in his most feminine and sweet sounding voice. The boy looked at the green man and smiled, "Thank you for helping me up!!!, my name is armin by the way, nice to meet you"
Shrek cracked a smile that was barely noticeable, "OH HELLO THERE FARMIN!!!"IM ORGE SHREK" Armin smiled once again and looked at Shrek with friendly eyes. Armin also noticed a slight beauty mark on Shrek's cheeks. It was perfectly round and a perfect shade of brown with the perfect number of hairs on it. Armin had never seen such a cheek so beautiful.
"Sarmin, you okay there buddy , you were starin at me mole fore too long" Armin hadn't realized that he was staring at the round plump mole for 1 hour. "~ah~ sorrey i guess i lost track of time!" armin looked at his wrist watch "OH ME OH MY, MY CLASS STARTS IN 5 mins SHREK" Armin said in a shaky voice.
"It's alright there buddy, what class do you have?!"
"I have intro to waxing with Mrs. vragina" Armin said nervously.
"I DO TOO, quick Tarmin grab onto my big ogre shoulders"
Armin went behind shrek who was already crouched down. Armin grabbed onto shreks shoulder and as soon as he did Shrek elevated and began to run, he ran so fast.
"LETS GO TO CLASS HARMIN" yelled shrek feeling as alive as ever. Armin felt the same. Two strange people. One same destiny. Fates intertwined.
