ᴡᴀғғʟᴇʜᴏᴜsᴇ!

𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙚

all five of them sat in the living room after a movie that night, stretching and yawning.
suddenly, there was an aggressive knock on the door.

"uhm, who boutta answer that?" london sat slouched on the sofa.
"i'll do it." ronnell got up and stretched.

upon opening it though, there was more of a problem for him to deal with.
"RONNELL I WILL KICK- LET ME IN!!" a darkskinned girl with dyed red hair slipped into the house.

"hey sage!" the rest of them happily exclaimed.
"hey bitches, just flew in from canada!" she swung her keys around.

"how long you stayin?" london pointed at her with her thumb.
"oh uh, for like- a few months maybe?" she shrugged.

"we have a guest room that you could make your room." lucy pointed up, indicating there was a room upstairs.
"you mean i can live here??" sage tilted her head.

"yeah, we always got room for another one." ronnell said with a hint of sarcasm in his voice.
"shut up ronnell!" maraizo squinted her eyes.

"this house is big as fuck too! you sure?"
"mhm, we got enough room for like a million more people!" lucy rolled her eyes.

SAGE (LONG OVERDUE)

(these rooms are really big for context)

now, it was 6 flags.
about a few days after that, it was a rainy day.

but a thunderstorm decided to follow it.
as usual, london and lucy were cuddling and watching tv or tiktok like they always did.

maraizo and pudding had been asleep for a while, so they'd probably wake up soon.
mya was watching anime in her room with a load of snacks.

ronnell was playing video games, not making a sound like normal.
sage was making tiktoks and watching fnaf security breach.

everyone had already had dinner, so there wasn't a need to cook.
they were kinda bored, and there was literally nothing to do.

maraizo woke up with an idea.
she called everyone to the living room with a smile.

"okay so, let's play roblox and waste our money on robux and troll little kids!"
the majority of them started nodding and pulled out their phones.

maraizo as catpispsz

mya as xtremegenocyde

lucy as schwebelsbredlofe

london as bittyittypiggy

ronnell as ninjafromforkknife

sage as grammysayge

[xtremegenocyde]
i am *54* in real life

[bittyittypiggy]
i will steal your pet

[catpispsz]
trust trade for dream pet
not scamming

[ninjafromforkknife]
burn in hell little children

[grammysayge]
i know yo mama
we was #######