Once upon a time, there was a meeting between Japan and Russia.
They nuked the world together.
The end.
But then!
Canada saves the d'eh'!
They stole all of the nukes and put maple syrup on them, but then!
America ate the nukes with some donuts!
They would almost certainly explode, so they called in Britain.
Unfortunately, Britain dropped its monocle!
They needed somebody to help!
They couldn't call in an entire continent they thought, so America suggested they bring in Africa!
Britain, who had picked up their monocle by now, politely responded on how AFRICA IS A FUCKING CONTINENT.
They then called in India, but alas, they were too busy doing rituals.
America looked below and thought, why not Mexico?
But they were too busy eating burritos whilst wearing sombreros.
Who else could they call...?
Afghanistan!
Oh no, they were too busy shooting.
Italy?
So, after a while, Italy came over with some freshly baked pizza.
"Did-a you-a order-a a pizza?"
//I'm done with racial stereotypes I'm sorry 😂😂😂
