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Glamrock Chica: *standing on a table*
Monty: *walks in and sees her* Why are you standing on a table?
Glamrock Chica: I live in this place and I can do what I want and you cant stop me!
Monty:
Glamrock Chica:
Monty:
Monty: Ok, where is the spider?
Glamrock Chica: In the corner, please kill it-

Mangle: *looks at the door* Why are you smirking like that? It scares me-
Toy Chica: *carries some bags with her* Oh, it nothing.
Withered Bonnie: Toy Bonnie fell face first in the parking lot.

BonBon: *on the floor* WELL, YOU SHOULD SOMETIMES TRY TO LOOK AT THINGS FROM MY PERSPECTIVE YOU THINK?-
Funtime Freddy: *sits down*
BonBon: Wait-
Funtime Foxy: *gets on his/her knees*
BonBon:
Funtime Freddy: PFFFF-
BonBon: I will murder you all in your sleep.

Roxy: FOUR MONTHS. FOUR MONTHS WASTED.
Gregory: What is she screaming about?
Glamrock Freddy: Dont mind her...
Roxy: *points at Monty* FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU MADE ME WATER THESE PLASTIC PLANTS!

Sun: WE ARE OUT OF CEREAL WATER!
Glamrock Chica: Huh? Cereal water?
Sun: YEA! CEREAL WATER!
Moon: He means milk.

Monty: I have the sharpest memory!
Roxy: Oh really?
Monty: Really! Name one thing I forgot.
Roxy: Hmmm, what about the time you left Gregory at the supermarket?
Monty: HEH, good try, but I left him there on purpose.

Foxy: Today Bonnie pushed me of the stage, so... *looks at Chica and Freddy who are sitting at the table* I am starting a kickstarter to put him down!
*turns on a presentation*
The benefits are that I will get pushed way less-

Roxy: Chica...
Glamrock Chica: I am sorry... but I have to do this!
Roxy: CHICA PLEASE DONT!
Glamrock Chica: *places an uno card on the table* Uno Uno!

Toy Freddy: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Mangle: *gets on the table*
Toy Chica: *jumps on the arcade machine but almost breaks it*
Withered Foxy: *gets on the chair but slips in the procces*
Withered Chica: *flops on the floor and accepts her fate*

Toy Bonnie: YO BONNIE, LOOK! *shows him his phone*I TOOK A PTICURE OF YOU!
Withered Bonnie: Um... why is it blurry?
Toy Bonnie: Oh... well... my camera doesnt focus on trash.

Springtrap: Awww... Everyday you look more like me!
Michael: *sniffs*
Springtrap: What is wrong?
Micheal: You are just ugly.

Gregory: *goes to the kitchen* Hi Fred...
Glamrock Freddy: OH THERE YOU ARE! *turns off the tap, puts down the sponge and turns towards Gregory* WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, I WAS SO WORIED ABOUT YOU!
Gregory: I got into detention today, sorry lol-
Glamrock Freddy: Detention?
Gregory: Yea... Ok so-My teacher pointed a ruler towards me and said..."There is an idiot at the end of the ruler!"
Glamrock Freddy: What?
Sun: *peaks at the door* WHAT?
Gregory: So... me being a material girl... told him... LISTEN TO THIS *stands proudly and puts hands on his hips* On which end teach?
Glamrock Freddy:
Sun:
Roxy: *peaks at the door* Omg Gregory... GOOD JOB! JUST LIKE I TOUGHT YOU! THAT IS MY BOY!

Roxy: *sits on the end of the stage and drink Fizzy Faz while looking through her phone*
Monty: *storms to his room*
Roxy: *looks up* Tf-
*sees Glamrock Chica walking after him and Moon just folowing her laughing*
Hmm... *puts down her drink and walks up to Moon*
What happen?
Glamrock Chica: *standing in front of his door* I SAID I AM SORRY, I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THAT! LOOK, I WILL GET YOU A NEW ONE I SWEAR!
Moon: *looks at Roxy* Oh. Chica just broke Branda! PFFFFF-
Roxy: *puts one hand on her hip* Branda?...
Moon: His favourite golf staff. He gave her the staff so she can try it, but while she tried to hit the ball she accidentally hit the fence and broke the staff in half. One half ended up in the water.
Glamrock Chica: HERE, I HAVE 100 BUCKS, IS THAT ENOUGH?
Roxy: You fucked up-
*Russian Roulette by Red Velvet could be heard from Monty's room
(bonus its at 0:41)*
Roxy: *vibes*
Glamrock Chica:
Moon:
Roxy: What. This is not my problem!


Witherd Foxy: I HAVE A PLAN! WITH THIS PLAN WE CAN KILL THE NIGHT GUARD! But... I need someone's help... *turns around and talk about it*
Mangle: *spins the wheel with everyone's names on it*Its your turn Let's eat.
Withered Chica: Damn it.

Freddy: So... you are saying Bonnie pushed you of the stage?
Foxy: Yea.
Freddy: Come on Foxy, you know damn well Bonnie wouldnt hurt a fly!
Bonnie: *looking at Foxy from behind Freddy with blood on him and a cat's tail hanging out of his mouth*

Glamrock Chica: *busts open Roxy's door* RISE AND SHINE ROXY!
Roxy: Ugh... Chica... *looks at her phone* Its 4 am... why are you waking me up?
Sun: *peaks at the door* WE HAVE TO DO SOME JOGGING!
Roxy: Jogging?...
Glamrock Chica: Yea! Around the wholeee Pizaplex! All you guys do is be lazy and eat!
Roxy: THAT IS NOT TRUE! We also preform!
Glamrock Chica: Once a week!Roxy:AND?
Glamrock Chica: We need to be always in condition!
Roxy: Chica, we are robots-
Sun: I will go wake up Monty!

Mangle: Hey Toy Chica, what does "TBH" and "IDK" mean?
Toy Chica: To be honest, I dont know.
Mangle: Awww man, Foxy told me the same. I will go ask Bonnie then!

Glamrock Chica: Since I want to be always in condition, I will stop eating pizza!
Monty:
Glamrock Freddy:
Gregory:
Roxy: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CHICA?!

Sun: What are you biggest fears?
Roxy: Being forgotten.
Monty: Branda's death.
Glamrock Chica: Trash compactor.
Sun: Wow, that is deep. Mine is Kool-Aid man and I feel stupid now.

Moon: I am going to sleep.
Sun: But its noon.
Moon: Time is not real.

Glamrock Freddy: I care about everyone in this Pizzaplex equally!
Glamrock Chica: *runs up to Freddy* FREDDY, MONTY PUT ON ANOTHER FIRE IN THE KITCHEN-
Glamrock Freddy: OMG, IS GREGORY OK!?

Monty: Listen Roxy... Those kids dont know what they are talking about. Bees dont waste time explaining to flies why honey tastes better then shit.
Roxy: I know but... What is wrong with grape flavour-

Police: 911, what is your emergency?
Roxy: A monster broke into my house!
Monty: I am your friend-
Roxy: IT FOUND ME!

Police: 911, what is your emergency?Roxy: A monster broke into my house!Monty: I am your friend-Roxy: IT FOUND ME!

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