Wait... Ya'll left your FNaF phases? Now I feel stupid-
Since its now socially acceptable and not cringe to make content about this game... I will take that shot!
Enjoy some random quotes I find somewhere or make up!
BonBon: *talking to Bonnet* Like a BEAST! HE GOT DRUNK LIKE A BEAST! *sees Funtime Freddy coming* BonBon: Yo Fredd, what is up?! Funtime Freddy: I will frick your aunt- BonBon: Dont swear like that Fredd- (Balkan moment)
Sun: Despite his criminal mind, the animatronic is behaving well. *looks at Moon* His reward is a canoe. He can sit in the canoe for up to an hour.
Toy Chica: There is nothing better then a good mindset... ... *few mins later* Toy Chica: *screams at Toy Freddy after she threw the drink at him* I WILL FUCK YOUR MOM- ... Toy Chica: *looks at Withered Chica* Oh, how I will make your life a living shit, bitch- ... Toy Chica: FUCK YALLS MOM IN- Toy Bonnie: *screaming at her back* I WILL FUCK YOUR LEGS FOR DINNER BITCH- Toy Chica: OH FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF BITCH ... Withered Bonnie: What is happening here- Toy Chica: *holding a knife towards him* GO AWAY, YOU DONT KNOW ME, I WILL KILL- ... Toy Chica: *looks at Toy Bonnie* You shat yourself idiot, idiot. (Balkan moment again, it was so hard to translate this lol-)
Glamrock Freddy: And this is my amazing son Grego- Roxy: FREDDY, HE CANT BE YOUR SON- Glamrock Freddy: Roxy: Freddy... I didnt mean- Glamrock Freddy: How could you say that to Freddy-
Monty: *slamming his fits at a Glamrock Bonnie plush* Roxy and Glamrock Chica: Roxy: Hey man, I think you got him- Monty: You want what he is having?! Roxy: Monty: Heh, that is what I tought. *continues* JUSTICE FOR MONTY-
Glamrock Freddy: Hey Roxy, what is Chica doing, she keeps looking at that wall- Roxy: Oh, she just listening to edited audios and imagining them. Glamrock Chica: *smiling with sparkles in her eyes*
Monty: Hi, I am a photographer and I took this photo! *shows a blurry selfie of him, other glamrock animatronics and Gregory at Monty's golf*
Monty: DONT ARGUE WITH ME!- Gregory: BUT YOU ARE WRONG! Monty: DONT ARGUE WITH ME Gregory: BUT. YOU. ARE. WRONG. Monty: That is why you are the slowest in your class! Gregory: THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! Monty: Monty: I am about to ruin his whole carrier. You know Santa Claus isnt real, right? Gregory: *tears up* What? Monty: MHM Gregory: FREDDY- Glamrock Chica: Why would you say that! Monty: Nah, he had it coming- Gregory: FREDDY- Monty: No, dont call Freddy now.
Roxy: THEN WHY DONT YOU GO TO THAT TACO PLACE YOU LOVE SO MUCH! (El Chip's place) Monty: No, Moon likes that place, I think its dirty. Moon: I once ate a baby there. Monty: He did.
Moon: Ok so, how many oceans are there! Sun: There are 8 ducking oceans! Moon: NO?- Sun: SO WHY DID THEY MAKE A MOVIE OCEANS 8!?
Gregory: So, you ask me what is the difference between the "OGs" and the "replacements"? Ok I will explain nicely... So if you put all 4 of them in a party... Chica and Freddy would just sit and drink some fruit punch... While Roxy and Monty would hit it on the dance floor.
Molten Freddy: I AM LIVING THE LIFE OF LUXURY! Scrap Baby: No... you live in the streets- Molten: Sorry, what was you name- Scraptrap: Luxury- Molten Freddy: BOOM ... Scrap Baby: He is lieing.
Monty: So we find this skull right here, right... Glamrock Freddy: Monty: It has a full set of teeth. Moon: Moon here! Monty: And this mf goes like... *mimics Sun* "You think its a bird!"
Glamrock Freddy: How does Freddy make money?... Freddy make song about pizza... Freddy make song about a giant enemy spider... Boom! Money come!
*There is no light in the Pizzaplex cus Glamrocks are doing the ame thing Gregory did when he met Moon* Glamrock Freddy: Chica... I am starting to think this is a really, REALLY, bad idea- Roxy: I am not Chica, I am Roxy- I thought you were Chica? Glamrock Freddy: No, I am Freddy- Glamrock Chica: Wait, you are Freddy? Then where is Monty then? Roxy: Who are you? Glamrock Chica: I am Chica! Moon: Heh guys, guess who am I!
Glamrock Freddy: What am I supposed to do while I wait for you to come back- Gregory: *packs suitcase for a school trip (this is the one I have in my school, basically in 4th and 8th grade you go to somesort of *vacation* with your school)* I dont know... what do you normally do when I am not home? Glamrock Freddy: Wait for you to come back-
Glamrock Chica: Welp... *grabs a bag and grabs Gregory's hand* I and Greg are going to get groceries since those workers didnt... So, what are we out of? Monty: Patience. Roxy: Fucks to give. Sun: Eggs!
Mangle: What are they doing? Toy Chica: *taps the table* Toy Bonnie: *also taps the table* Withered Bonnie: They learned morse code- Toy Bonnie: *slams the table* TAKE THAT BACK!-
Sun: Hey Roxy, are you good? Roxy: Yea why? Sun: Today at 4am you texted me and asked me if you could borrow some of my glue from arts and crafts to hold your life together.
Sun: So what are we doing? Glamrock Chica: Well, I am spinning Gregory on this chair we found in an office and recording him. After I record him, I will use that one Helikopter edited audio and make an edit! Sun: So how fast do I spin him? Gregory: Yes.
Gregory: FREDDY, YOU HAVE TO COME TO MY SCHOOL TOMORROW! Glamrock Freddy: Oh? Is it "bring your parent to school" day!? Roxy: I am not sure it exists- Gregory: Well, no- I did the thing Roxy told me! Roxy: OH? Gregory: So listen, we had PE today. Last night, I grabed some eggs and oil and hid it in my bag. Roxy: That is why we were out of eggs- Gregory: So when we had PE... I waited till everyone was out, grabbed the eggs and oil and put one egg in each shoe of other kids and spilled some oil in it... And you can guess what happen later. Glamrock Freddy: I am done. Roxy: GOOD JOB KID-
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