Gimli, Legolas and Pippin are captured by the orcs and locked away.
These orcs aren't TOO nasty though as they say each of the captives may have
a years supply of one luxury.
Legolas chooses Elven literature and they slam the door.
Gimli chooses malt beer and is shut away too.
Pippin decides on pipeweed and he also is locked up.
A year later the orcs are defeated and the captives are released.
Legolas strides out and says "Was that a year already? I hardly got started!"
Gimli staggers out and says "Wahey, that was great, show me to the pub!"
Pippin is released, he steps out and says "Anyone got a light?"
