500 reasons why TP and P4 suck ass part 1

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1-The book has 4 in it's name, that's my IQ and I'm offended

2-the book has BFB characters, if it's supposed to be about BFDI, so It's supposed to have OSO characters

3-the square cube law says that human objects are impossible (shhhhhhhhhhht... the square cube law says that big animals aren't supposed to exist, It says nothing about human objects)

4-I hate BFB four, why is he in the book

5-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

6-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

7-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

8-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

9-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

10-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

11-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

12-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

13-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

14-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

15-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

16-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

17-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

18-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

19-I hate sarskii, she should be eaten by rabid furries

20-there are this many slimes in slime rancher (not including those confirmed for SR2 or Wiggly Wonderland)

21-this book reminds me of tower of guided trials, that we hate for no good reason, since we hate ToGT for no good reason

22-there are no JToH Towers!!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1 this is supposed to be about BFDI right? so where is JToH?

23-there are 22 reasons, this is the 23rd

24-there are 23 reasons, this is the 24th

25-there are 24 reasons, this is the 25th

26-there are 25 reasons, this is the 26th

27-there are 27 maps in mini metro as of august 2021 (not including old paris, old london or old new york) this is my favourite number

28-there are 27 reasons, this is the 28th

29-there are 28 reasons, this is the 29th

30-there are 29 reasons, this is the 30th

31-there are 30 reasons, this is the 31st

32-there are 31 reasons, this is the 32nd

33-there are 32 reasons, this is the 33rd

34-you can't spell BFDI without NSFW, there is no softcore porn. where is the porn???????????????????????????????????

35-spirit bear hasn't heard of BFDI, so it's bad

36-bored has this many bees in BSS, that suuuuuuuuuus

37-there are 36 reasons, this is the 37st

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