Monsterphilia.
Some guys would problably mistaken it for a fetish for Monster if it weren't for the fact that it is the name of a very famous festival in Orario.
I open the door of my room, ready to go to the dungeon to make more money.
But I am met with Goddess Loki standing in front of my room.
"Good morning?" I groggily greeted her as she drag me by the arm.
"I need you to accompany me to meet up with someone!"
We stop at the front door and I see Aiz standing there aswell.
"Aiz is coming aswell~"
I just nodded and follow her in silence while taking a sip from the bottle.
"So.... how hard did you railed Riveria last night?" Loki asked with a mischievious grin on her face.
I did a spit take and cough uncontrollably.
"*cough* I-I didn't do anyth- *cough* -ing to her *cough*" I said while trying to catch my breath.
"Eh~? That's kinda dissapointing~" Loki said with a dragging tone.
Aiz gently tugged the rim of my shirt and I turn around to face her.
"Hm?"
"What is railing and why did you do it to Riveria-San?" She asked with an innocent face.
'MUST PROTECT!'
"Ahahaha... it's just something adult do. And I didn't do anything to Ms.Riveria I swear." I said while trying not to panic.
"Ah..." She nodded in understanding. "I want to be an adult too...."
Another spit take.
"M-maybe wait until you are older...." I said as I give her a headpat as she ease into it.
"Mhmmm...."
Timeskip
"So which child are you going after now Freya?" Loki ask as she sip her tea.
"The child is so frail, he will cry over a simple thing. Yet, he is still so bright." Freya said as he look out the railing. "And then there is this one child. He is so strong, so brave, yet, so mysterious."
I swear I saw her look at me.
"Sometime I just can't understand what you are saying." Loki sigh as she sip her tea.
Freya suddenly stand up and walk away.
"Sorry, I got to go~"
"Wha- She just gonna ditch me with the bills like that?!?!" Loki said while sounding irritated.
I notice Aiz looking a bit off but I just ignore it.
'Such a hassle...'
Timeskip
I split up with Loki and Aiz.
I saw a stand that sell crepe so I walk up to them and buy some.
I was just eating my crepe and I heard people screaming.
'Huh?'
I look to my right and see a Silver Monke B-lining straight toward me.
It unexpectedly punch me in the face making me drop my crepe and sending me into a wall.
"ACK!" I cough out saliva as I slid down the wall.
"God damnit... gimme a break...." I stood up with Killer Queen and The World behind me as my nail is spinning.
The Monke speed blitz and appear infront of me with it's fist railed back ready to punch me again.
'ZA WARUDO!'
'TOKIWO TOMARE!!!!!'
"THE FLOW OF TIME IS MINE TO CONTROL!"
I dash around the Monke while shooting nails bullet at it and touching each Bullet with Killer Queen.
"Fucking piece of shit. You think you can ruin my crepe and get away with it!?!?"
I bring out Anubis and slice it's tendon.
I jump back and look at the Monke.
'Toki Wa Ugokidasu...'
The nails bullet pierce the Monke as it fell down to the ground.
"Killer Queen First Bomb, Switch On."
Killer Queen click it's finger as the Monke exploded from the inside leaving only a single Magic Stone behind.
"Good grief dipshit..."
I heard some people shouting about a monster breakout.
I stood up and quickly run around the town to find the rest of the monster.
Timeskip
Star Platinum's fist went straight throught another Monster skull.
"That should be the last of them...."
I dusted off my clothes and look around to see debris everywhere.
"God damnit.... collateral damage..."
I summon Crazy Diamond and begun fixing everything. From the wall to the roof and the even the little crack.
"I should go back to Goddess..." I mutter to myself and walk back to find Loki and the Other.
Timeskip
In the end I couldn't find anyone so I just walk back to the manor after buying some foods.
"Such a bad day...." I mutter to myself as I took a bite of the crepe.
My face heat up as I walk into the Manor and see Riveria there.
"Oh~ You are back~" She said as she walk toward me and grab my face.
"A-ah-aa..." I cannot mutter enough braincells to form a single word.
"Look like you got cream on your cheek~" She whisper into my ears and bend down to lick the cream on my cheek while everyone is watching.
"What in the actual f*ck...." Bete mutter dumbfounded.
"Riveria-San is so daring..." Lefiya cover her red face with her hand.
"This is really interesting..." Gareth said as he drink his beer.
"This is kinda surprising...." Finn sweatdrop.
My face is bright red as my mind start to go blank.
'Ultimate Lifeform my ass.... can't even handle a flirty girl....'
I fall into Riveria embrace as she pat my head.
"Fufu~ you really are a cute one."
"Please don't tease me like that Riveria-San..."
"*whisper* I'd prefer if you actually call me Mommy~" She whisper quietly not letting anyone hear.
"GET A ROOM ALREADY!" Bete yell as he leave.
Oh I forgor he have good hearing....
