A/N: Ok lets get one thing straight i am not and NEVER Will be a BRONY Ok? This is just a test run to see if you guys will like it or not...also Mild swearing and NO Lemons.... friendship perhaps...them having a crush on you?.... maybe
You woke u...
Later on that day when the party was over you thought you were going to leave this place and go back to Twilight home, But there was something else in mind for you.
Twilight : Y/N.. Today we think the best way to have friends and get along with others would be to help around and doing favors for others.
You: You want me to do Chores?
Twilight : Not exactly in those words, we were thinking maybe you could help Pinkie with some Bakery here.
You: * WHAAT, I HAVE TO STAY HERE THE WHOLE DAY WITH HER?...DAMMIT*....Oh Well I Don't know, I have no skills in Bakery and I just might slow her down
Pinkie: ( GAAASP ) OH MY GOSH...You don't know Bakery?...This is perfect, i can teach you to make all kinds of sweets to make, Oh and i can sing you more songs.
You: NO...I mean...no you dint have to do that for me please you have done so very much for me already.
Pinky: nonsense, now here's a classic ( she breaths in and she gets ready to sing )
You: * oh God hear we go *
Pinkie: (singing) All you have to do is take a cup of flour Add it to the mix Now just take a little something sweet, not sour A bit of salt, just a pinch Baking these treats is such a cinch Add a teaspoon of vanilla Add a little more, and you count to four, And you never get your fill of... Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty Cupcakes! Don't be too hasty Cupcakes! Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!
You: ( your eyes were twitching and you faked a smile but on the inside you wanted to kill yourself)....wow....great song
Pinkie: thank you...hey you should try to sing a song too.
You: oh no thanks....I'm no singer* I would not sing for you even if my life depended on it Bitch*.
Pinkie: oh wait...what time is it?
Twilight: it's uhh just about 2 afternoon.
Pinkie: GASP....oh that's right I have to deliver a box of sweets to princess Luna, she asked for some moon cakes....oh I know...Y/n why don't you come with me. We can give them to her together, and seeing you with me will probably put you in her good graces.
You: * hmm... Maybe if I earn her trust she might help me get home....but I'll have to play this carefully if I wanna make this go my way.*....ok yeah sure.
Twilight: Ummm...I don't know pinkie. Princess Luna really didn't like him...maybe it's best if we give her some More space
You: Wait now hold a second there... let's not throw this idea out just yet...I mean look obviously we got off on the wrong foot with her but pinks here is right... seeing me with her will show I have made great progress in changing my ways. Uh say pinks what say you and I make her a special Cake, you help me make it and then il personally deliver it to her.
Pinks: Gasp... OOH That's a Great idea, come on il teach you how to bake.
She drag's you to the kitchen .
Several hours later you and the main six meet up with princess loona.
Original only you and pinky pie bwetw supposed to meet her but the others came as well... mainly to keep an eye on you and make sure you don't end up punching her.
Once luna arrived she smiled at the mane six, but when her eyes landed on you...she frowns in anger and annoyance.
Luna: Girl's?....what is this...thing doing here?
You: * thing?.... really?....sigh...ok just be Nice....and she will help you * Hello your majesty, look I feel like we got off on the wrong foot here. I know me punching your older sister was a very bad thing * even though she had it coming for bringing me into this gay ass world*...but that's in the past now... what's important is the future now. Which is why I'm here. With the help of miss pie here I made this cake from scratch just for you as a singd of peace and friendship.
You extend your arms forward and show her the cake and she looks it over
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Pinky: and I have the cupcakes you asked for your majesty
Luna: thank you pinky ( her horn glows and she floats the tray of cupcakes over to the side and leaves them there. ) And as for you Human ( her horn glows again and she takes the cake.....and then she slams it right into your face, while the main six go wide eye and Gasp in shock...) I don't believe a single word you just said... everything that came out of your mouth is lies....your just trying to butter me up so you can find a way back home...you may have foold them but not me....is see in your eyes there is no love and no compassion what so ever....and I made it perfectly clear I want nothing to do with you. Now leave before I have executed for talking to me ( she then looks at the girls and smiles like nothing happened ) thank you for tue cupcakes girl's I will enjoy them.
She then takes them and leaves.
Also while she said all that shit talk to you you just stood there with cake frosting on your face.
Rainbow dash: wow dude....she really hates you.
You wiped the cake off your face and had a really pissed of look .
You: ( you looked at the girls with anger ) still think friendship and kindness is great...WELL ITS NOT...ITS A WASTE OF TIME. Fuck this shit I'm out ( you walked out Angrier then before and the girl's follow you feeling a bit sad for you)
You: * who the hell am I kidding...no matter what you try in Life...no one cares about you *
