"Xiao i got u this much epic weapon here u go" zhonglong handed xiao a jade spear
(This is the part where the author goes into grave detail about the weapon:)
The spear was a lovely and long spear which was a fabulous green with some jade and pretty black accents, the spear was the most beautiful spear xiao had ever seen
Until now he had been using a cardboard tube to fight off demons
"Merci grandpa zhonglong 😩" xiao said holding the spear
Zhonglong left and acsended
(This is the part wear the author is supposed to explain how xiao started going to fight demons but she was too fucking lazy so im writing this instead)
Xiao walked through the ርዪሁክርዘሃ grass searching for demons when someone started talking
"Damn boi ur abs are so hot uwu" said something
"Omg whos there 😱😱😱" xiao screamed like a little girlie
"Its me u dumbnut, jade spear, talking to u" said the spear
"Omg u scared me" xiao whimpered
"Im so sorry bb, anyways ur abs fine af" it said
"Thank u, i work out for 169 hours per week" xiao touched his fingers together nervously 👉👈
"They look like sweet buns " the spear gasped
"That was the look i was going for, someone who finally understands me" xiao said
"Damn boi u could open a whole ass bakery on ur chest" jade spear said much seductively
"Omg jade spear stoooop 🥺🥺🥺🥺" xiao shood him
"I love this spear so much, might this truely be love at first sight?" Xiao thought
To be continued ❤❤❤❤❤
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XIAO X JADE SPEAR 🥺🥺🥺
FanficThe fateful meeting of xiao and a spear, how will this lovely romance novel turn out in the end? Will xiao be able to finally accept his undying love for his spear? Why am I alive Fully joke book
