{Butter Love47}: Ew-
A few moments later
{Butter Love47}: Im not gay ._.
{Butter Love47}: but... awooga 0.0
Y/N walked to get water then returned to the computer to bother "Sir"
{Butter Love47}: let me holla at you ma -0-
Sir Is Active 🟢
{Sir}: Your very nice for sending me a message, but the direct usage of my inbox space by your comment was very hurtful :(
{Butter Love47}: stfu
{Sir}: You are and unvalued customer and a horrible member of society 😇😌
{Butter Love47}: so what im hearing is that you wanna bed me 0.0
{Sir}: s i r , m a ' a m , t h e y a m , t h e y i r , t h e y y e r 🧐Youc anmeetmeatwalmart 😤 pull upwith that b a ghob u ty em a y b ei d ohit meu ph o😎😎😘😘😳😳😼😼
{Butter Love47}: * - *go-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gg-g-gon-gonnap-pull up t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tonight 0/0i wanna.... be ur one and o-only ....UWU ... im sorry... i-i-i-i-i-i- i just sneezed....hope i didnt scare you a-away sir
{Sir}: You don't understand how you make me feel my l o v eYou j u s t........ dont..... c r i e s s s I cant express the emotionWe m e t just yesterday and yet i feeel as if....... we belongnothing can ever separate us just........met me....... at walmart...please d a r l i n g agressively b r e a th s
{Butter Love47}: My Sweet Butter Pumpkin Latte face... you make me blUshHI-i-i-i-i-ii-i-i-i--ii--ii-i i just... you make me feel... so ... confident :I need to see you... but.... uwu... im sorry. * single tear runs down my eye* ii-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i=-ii-i-i-i-i-i-i-i--i-i-i-i-i--./... Really... w-w-want too sir.... but....
{Sir}: A g r es s i v e s c r e am B ut what My butter love47... 😭😭😭😭😭😥😥😥😥😢😢😱😱😱😳😳😳😳😤😤😤😶😡😡😡😡😡😡😨😨😰😰😰😰😥😥
{Butter Love47}: i-i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-ii-i--i-i-i-i--i-i-i-ii-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ii-im d-dying my wet glivbery sweet munchkin ear donkey heart..... t-the d-d-dd-d-octor said I have f-f-ff-f-five minut-ts left to l-live. I w--w-want to spend th-the last time.s o-o-o--off my l-l-l-l-live speaking to you. My mom s-says im being c-crazy... th-that ur n-n-n-ot real.. but i-i-i-i d-dont believe i-it. I KNOW u.... y-y-y-you are the love o-of my l-life sir. I would. never. ever. ever. ever go t-t-t-to the end without you. y-you make me happy. Ever since my pet fly died i thought i never feel happiness again but than you came along. you opened my eyes to something more, i saw that you were my soulmate... pls never say no.. w-w-w-w-w-ill you m-marry me? 0.0
{Sir}: My buetiful wet juicy fish lips, I-i-ii--i--i-i-iii i killed your fly I-iiii--i-i-ii-ii--ii-ii--i-idont know how to tell you but i-ii-i--im not fully real y-y-your mom is right, I-i-i-m part horse andwell I didnt want you to find out this way my glorious majestic fish body built love, i- i- i will marry you e-e-even though im fighting off the goverment w-who want to test on m- m-e for just being a hor-horse i will marry you. 😤😤😡😡😡😩😩😩😫😫😖😖😖😢😢😢😅😅
{Butter Love47}: has backflash y/n was in 1769. their mother was a time travler. This means their body aged very slowly. Y/n has gained the powers of the unicorn. able to cure bronchitis. They have lived through every event, ww1, the killing of the dinosaurs, the spanish flu, the plague ( every one of them ) and thought they found who they could love for the rest of their life. end backflash w-w-w-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-what d-do you m-mean.... i was heartbrocken over my fish a-a-a-and you-uo killed it???? I got him 1900 b.c he was archatic. he had the ability to se through walls and tell the time. why did you think... i would never be mad lol. ion care about that wak bird lie insect. wtf ???
{Sir}: oh well then are w-w---w--we married? c-c--cries a bit😖😖😖😖😖😨😨😨
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Magical Y/N x Horse Man
RandomThis is a story me and my friend are writing this is a joke but it has plot I guess? Enjoy :D