Neko Life (Retyping parts)

Chapter 1

"This sucks ass." I complained as I attempted to crawl over this big-ass log. Being small isn't the best thing in the world. It's like I'm only 5 again. I angrily pushed through the now tall grass that surrounded my home-or should I say old home.
Before I go into details, I'm going to flat out tell you that my father is a genius. He'd be the best father in the world if he wasn't such a bastard. Grisha Jaeger was the name of the most famous scientist in Germany at the time. He was known for his huge discovery of curing some disease that happened to take my mother's life. I knew something was wrong with his head when he secretly used his wife's dead body to do drug effects for the cure.
I didn't mean to get sucked into his 'guilty pleasures', but I guess it just turned out that way. Now lets turn the story back to me.

My name is Eren Jaeger, I'm currently 17 and part cat. Did I throw that down on you too quickly? WELL PICK IT BACK FUCKING UP. I'M PART FUCKING CAT.
My bastard of a father thought it would be fun to make me ingest some form of potion that he had been working on. This potion, in his eyes was going to enhance my sight, smell, balance, intelligence, speed, and hearing. It would even strengthen my arm and leg muscles. Too bad he thought he could use cat genetics to get all of those effects.
You should have seen the look on his face when two fluffy brown ears grew on my head, and my ass sprouted a tail. Hell, you should have seen the look on my face when I woke up and was the size of half a door!
After I ditched the old geezer, I found myself running through town. I looked like a small 5 year old that ran like the Flash. I zoomed through the streets, ignoring the people gasping as I passed them, and the dogs that I ran over. Being part cat had also increased my hatred for dogs.
My tail whipped behind me and my ears flattened against my head. The sounds everywhere were so LOUD. The cars, lawnmowers, planes, air vents, and fans were destroying my eardrums. The smell of smoke, gas, foods, and trash made me feel sick.
I slowed down to a jog as I caught my breath and looked around. I had ran several blocks on these small legs. Not bad. Heading down into an ally wasn't the safest choice for a small person like me, but I honestly didn't give a shit. I looked at my surroundings. It was all surprisingly clean. Just then I noticed why it was so well-kept. There was a small cafe built into the side of the building at my left. A tall woman opened the door, and the loud sound of bells rang as the door opened and closed. She walked to the side of the door and stretched loudly.
While I was still in pain from the bells, we accidentally made eye contact. I instantly knew that I made a really bad mistake.. Her eyes and mouth widened violently. Her glasses almost fell off her face as she shuffled to meet me.

"YOU!" She tackled me into a tight hug. I was currently being violated.
"Get off me, old woman!" I shoved her face with my new claws and squished her skin.
"OH MY GOD!" She screamed.
I couldn't tell if she was pleased or displeased at my clawing. The only way to find out was to claw her more. "OK OK PLEASE STOP, I'M DYING." She pulled away, still holding onto my shoulders.
"You, are those cat parts real?" She asked while stoking my head and cat ears. I wanted to answer, but it just felt so good, you know? It had the feeling of putting on a warm sweater straight out of the dryer. Just then, my throat started to vibrate. I felt like a ticking time bomb, am I going to die?!

"Your cat parts sound real!" She laughed that ended with a loud snort. "Can I have you?"
I looked up at her once she stopped touching my head.
"Why'd you stop?" I asked grumpily. She looked about to explode. "Yep you're mine now." She lifted me up using my underarms, and draped me over her shoulder.
"Yo lady, whats the big idea?" I growled and started to claw her back. I had a face full of red hair which kept getting in my mouth.
"Lady? The name is Hanji Zoe!" She said into my ear. I cringed and closed my eyes. "Oh whatever.." I drifted off into sleep. It was just too easy to do.

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"Wake up, wake up!"
I heard a voice wake me up from my beautiful dreaming. My body felt more stiff than usual, which forced me to stretch furiously. "Who?" I asked, looking around with tired eyes that refused to open . "We're here!"
"We're where? Who's we? Wheres here?"
"ME! Hanji reporting to duty!" Oh yea. Hanji is that woman I found at that suspicious ally cafe. I stare up to see her grinning widely. I sighed and breathed in the cool fresh air. It was so much more soothing than it usually is. I looked around to see a huge fancy house in the middle of no where.
"We are at my house!"
I stared into the windows. All windows open except one which was covered with silk white curtains. I could only tell because of my enhanced vision.
"You,me, go in there!" She spoke gibberish that made me think of my mom when I was a child. "Okay, Hanji." I smiled and followed her into the mansion house. I stiffened when I walked through the doors. There was an odor of someone that made the hair on my tail raise. "Whats that. Do you feel that?" I asked as an uneasy feeling rose in my stomach. It just feels like I'm not supposed to be here. It's a scent that I've never smelt before, but it's more like a feeling than a smell.
"No?" She raised an eye brow and encouraged me to continue walking. We walked up the stairs that took me while, because I felt too uneasy to be held and carried over the steps. It was a vomiting feeling.

At the top of the stairs I was extremely tired. It's like I just took an hour workout.
"Here!" She said excitedly. "This.. I guess this is a nice door."
"No no!" She quickly knocked on the door happily. We stood unmoving for about 20 seconds before I heard a thump sound from inside the room. Light footsteps increased in loudness as I stood at the door, my tail slowly puffed. For some reason, I felt anxious.
"Hanji," a deep voice began at one side of the door which made me jump. "If I open this door and I see Armin in another dress I will slit your throat while your sleep."

I glanced at Hanji as she squealed in excitement. She fiddled with the locked door handle. "Come on! I have a present for you!"
"You said that the last time you forced Armin into that maid's outfit."

"But this is a person I want you to meet!"

"You said that the last time you forced Armin into that-"

"PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR ITS NOT ARMIN."

The door clicked, and the door slowly was brought inward. I looked upward to look at someone in the eyes, but I was met with no one. My gaze slowly shifted downward, and I stared death right in the face. I felt a strong gush of the uneasy feeling I had smelt earlier and my tail fluff doubled again. My pupils turned into slits as this little guy with a 'fuck you' face looked at me with disgust.
He was the same height as me, yet a little smaller. I'd compare him with a 4 year old. But just then I noticed that two cat ears were attached to his head as well.
"YOU!" I pointed suddenly. "You're a cat too!" I yelled loudly.
He looked wildly offended, as his tail flicked from side to side. "Hanji what the hell is this?" The small man with slick black hair and a piercing icy stare asked Hanji.

"It's..."
"Eren." I answered.
"Eren! He's a neko too!"

He looked unamused. "No shit. But.." He walked closer to me and looked at me with his eyes widened curiously.
It made me uncomfortable as he leaned into my ear. "I smell your fear."
I jumped back in surprise. My face flushed pink as I looked at Hanji. I let out a silent plead as we made eye contact.
But just my luck, her face flushed as well as she drooled. She gave me a creepy look as she lifted her head to make the sun reflect off her glasses. She looked.. possessed.
"Okay you two play nice now!" She speed-walked off.
I slowly turned my head and to look at the smaller person. He looked back and then walked into his room, leaving the door open. I guess that means I can come in right? Or nah?
"Get in here, brat."
Oh.
It was difficult for me to move one foot after another. But I slowly made my way into the room. Everything in the room was a smooth white. It was calming, and relaxing. He jumped on the bed and sat up with his eyes closed. I silently stared at his smooth, pretty face. "My name is Levi." He said softly as he opened his eyes again. I nodded in response. We held eye contact for a few minutes. I just couldn't look away.
"Fuck. Are you going to come here or not?" Levi hissed.

Oh the bed? WHAT. Am I going to be raped?
While my eyes were wide, I walked over to him. The strange scent in the air was slowly becoming familiar. It no longer gave me a strange feeling. I hopped onto the bed, and looked at him.
"You know, you smell bad." I snorted, now gaining confidence. "Really? Well you smell.. clean." He softly let out a purr. It was rasp, like he hasn't done it in a while.
I guess I can take that as a compliment. Did it sound rude that I told him he stank, but then he said something nice? I was expecting him to smack me, or kick me in the balls.

The bed shifted as Levi leaned towards me and put his head against my neck. I felt the air of him sniffing me. I'm getting hot. Hot.. Hot..
What is he doing..? I sat there uncomfortably. Is this a cat thing? Is this normal?
He sat back down and looked at me.

Uhg What am I going to do here. Is this my new home? I'm stuck with two perverts.
At least one of them is hot.

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This chapter has been edited. If you are reading this after the update, thank you and welcome to the book of neko swag.
Be patient as the other chapters are edited. Unless they have an updated description at the end of the book saying so, they have not been edited. (Even if they have a note at the beginning,)
Thank you for reading! c:

-Kudo