Avengers Group Chat

What happened to Fury's eye!?

Ok, so basically the avengers are going to find out a certain someone is alive...

Agent.coulson:
Fury, sir, I believe there's a mission debrief you need to be at in ten minutes

uknowwhoIam:
Wait what?

COULSON!?!?!!?!?

eyePatch_guy:
WRONG GROUP COULSON

YOU WERE MEANT TO TEXT ON THE AGENTS OF SHIELD GROUP NOT THE AVENGERS ONE

Agent.coulson:
Oops sorry sir

I guess things just get mixed up after TAHITI 😤😤

eyePatch_guy:
You're still mad about that?

Agent.coulson:
YES AND I ALWAYS WILL BE!!!!

discount_robinhood:
Coulson omg You're alive i knew it!

thighs_of_death:
No you didn't

discount_robinhood:
Nah i didnt but what the hell

Agent.coulson:
I'm sorry but who is discount_robinhood???

discount_robinhood:
ITS CLINT

STARK CHANGE THE NAME PLEASE!

uknowwhoIam:
No can do Legolas

And omg coulson!?!?!?!?!?!?

Agent.coulson:
So uknowwhoIam is stark

Discount_robinhood is clint

EyePatch_guy must be fury

thighs_of_death:
Do you know who i am?

Agent.coulson:
Only nat can kill with her thighs so its gotta be you

thighs_of_death:
Correct

eyePatch_guy:
Ok lemme add someone real quick

*eyePatch_guy added carol.danvers*

carol.danvers:
Hey guys

Sup

uknowwhoIam:
Who are you?

carol.danvers:
Captain Marvel

uknowwhoIam:
Ok lemme change something a sec...

*uknowwhoIam changed carol.danvers to Captain_sparkles*

Captain_sparkles:
Nice

uknowwhoIam:
Im not done

*uknowwhoIam changed Agent.coulson to hisFirstNameIsAgent*

hisFirstNameIsAgent:
Really stark

uknowwhoIam:
If you wanna be on this group you gotta have a nickname

discount_robinhood:
Yeah, we change cap's every now and then bc he has so many

hisFirstNameIsAgent:
Thats kinda funny

star_spangled_man:
I know and I HATE IT!!!!

Oh hey coulson