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Cat Girls and Red Wine

originally posted: 2022-01-06
Words: 681

Yn and Corpse were best friends who had similar tastes in women, which were usually cat girls and/or e-girls, and today, like every other day, they were at the mall flirting with the girls at hot topic before leaving, "hey want to chill at my place?" Corpse asked, "sure if you're not too busy," you replied. He rolled his eyes and remarked, "Why would I invite you over if I was busy?" You hummed, "to get me to help you," and he chuckled. You both leave in his car and arrive at his house. As you walk through the front door, the walls are pink and the floor is covered in a white fur rug.

"What the fuck," you mutter as you turn to face Corpse, who has been tackled by a girl dressed entirely in pink. "Corpsey baby," she says as your ears begin to bleed. You look around and notice that a lot of items have been decorated in pink instead of the typical grey. You shivered, and it wasn't a good kind of shudder. She then turns to you and scrunches up her nose, "whos this?" she asks in a whiney tone, "I'm Yn Corpse's bestfriend, who the fuck are you?" you replied directly before Corpse had a chance to respond, smiling and pushing her chest out, "I'm Amanda Corpse's girlfriend," she replied. You rolled your eyes and turned to face Corpse.

You asked him, ignoring the whiney lap dog beside him, "may I get some red wine?" He smirked and responded, "you know where it is." You smile and head towards his room, remembering that he keeps all of his alcohol in the back of the closet. Halfway to his door, you hear a whiney voice yell "SHE CAN'T GO IN YOUR ROOM!" You go into the back of his closet and grab a bottle of red wine, then head back to the kitchen, where you just came from, and grab two glasses, pouring a little for Corpse and a little for yourself, then returning to the living area and handing him the glass, the girl glaring at you, "where's mine?" she asked snarkily.

"Up your ass," you said, sipping wine. She pouted, "Corpsey," she whined, her lip trumbling. "Oh shut the fuck up before I give you something to trumble your lip about," you added, having had enough of her nonsense.

"If you want your own wine, go fuck get it," you say, hearing a chuckle from Corpse as she rises with her head lowered and walks into the kitchen. Corpse sighs and faceplants onto the couch, not spilling a drop of his wine. You finish yours and set it on the coffee table, then sit on the edge of the couch by his ribs, taking his wine and setting it on the table. You began rubbing his back, feeling him slowly relax under your hands, when you heard a glass shatter and looked up to see a girl dropping her wine glass and staring right at you two. You became angrier and leaned up by Corpse's head, whispering to him, "how much do you like this girl?" he turns his head towards you, you guys were so close but chose to ignore it "I hate her with every fibre in my body," he says.

You smirk and stand up, grabbing the girl's arm and leading her to Corpse's door, which you open and shove her out of before closing and locking it. You walk back over to Corpse, who was now laying on his back, hearing the cries fade, and you collapse into him with a sigh and cuddle into him.

"You can sleep if you want," he says as you yawn. This was something you two did a lot, but it felt different this time. You hum in response and cuddle closer to him . The next morning, the two of you ended up on the floor with a blanket, and you were the first to wake up.

You pretended to be asleep since you didn't want to move and wished that the warmth would remain forever.