Y/n held her face in her hands crying, she was going to die. She could hear loud stomping coming towards her, every step the animatronics took made the room shake. Y/n looked up fearfully to see Bonnie slowly walking towards her. She screamed.
"Prepare to die, fool!" Said a short man, he swung down from the ceiling because he was in the ceiling for some reason. He had dark green hair and bright neon Nike clothes on. He looked like a walking highlighter, it was almost blinding. He had a weapon with him, it was a green spear that was almost as tall as he was.
"LAMENT!" He said, putting on a fucking ugly mask. He ran directly at Bonnie, jumping high up in the air and going down onto him, like I did with your mom last night. Y/n screamed once again when Chica grabbed her shoulder. The man pulled his spear out of the animatronic, who was now destroyed, and started going after Chica. "USELESS" He yelled, dashing forward and hitting chica right in her metal heart. He just barely missed y/n's face, and as he dashed across, a strong current of air passed her face. The air dried up her eyes, which made her tear up even more.
The short man turned around, facing y/n.
"You need to learn to be more careful, bitch." The floor below y/n was soon a puddle. She wanted to suck the skin off of this man.
"Y-y-y-yes daddy." Y/n said, stuttering at the pure hotness of this man. The short man turned back around, and said,
"the bames Xiao, by the way." He aggressively turned around and disappeared like batman. Xiao, what a beautiful name, y/n thought. She hoped to meet him again one day. I got Ganyu and r2 Amos Bow. Y/n snapped out of her trance the man had on her, and finally realized. The man had wrecked all the animatronins, and her boss was definitely going to kill her if he found out. She sprinted out of Freddy Frombo's Pizzeria, and ran down the cold streets of Liyue Harbor. It was so cold, she could tell it was about to rain. She galloped across, a race to her house, when Ed Sheeran came around from a corner and stopped directly in front of her.
"Ahh, you again!" The man said, showing a smile that would make someone want to kill themselves. It began to rain, but luckily the man held an umbrella in his pale hands.
The ugly ass man let y/n under his umbrella,
"You can stand under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh." He said to her. She laughed like a moron because she is in fact a moron.
"Thank you so much!" She said brightly. Oh my good golly gosh he is so hot goody gumdrops! She thought to herself.
"I'll walk you home! Where do you live girlie?"
Up your ass.
"Somewhere over there." Y/n said pointing down the road. They started walking down the street when she realized he was wearing bright neon orange shoes and the same thing as Xiao, that stunning highlighter outfit. When they got to her house she hugged him,
"Thank you so so much for letting me under your umbrella ella ella eh eh eh!" Y/n exclaimed. He laughed, sounding like a dying seal. Ethan Walsh is a little queer. "Well I've got to go, duty calls!" The man said, with that smile on his face. He Naruto ran away. Y/n blushed, she thought it was adorable. She walked in to her house and closed the door. Y/n stepped into her living room and starting singing beautifuly,
" I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
Yeah
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby)
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah)
And everyone is singing (oh, yeah)
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh)
Won't you please bring my baby to me?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door
Oh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby
All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby!"
When the song was over y/n let out a long sigh, she loved that song, every day after work she would sing it.
