Soap x reader

Chapter 1

It's been 10 days since my boyfriend shot his mom and went to jail. It's so hard hearing how much of a monster he is. 

anyways im currently at a coffee store in canda and i have no idea why im in canda except my mom is here.

i had been crying all day. I was planning on marrying that boy. The bartender noticed and gave me a curious look. 

"I-uh WHat would you like to drink?" baraista aksed. "Just a thousand beers" i said with a laugh. The bartender didn't laugh. He just gave me a strange look. "Be right back, stay here." Maybe he is getting me a thousand beers. 

He cam back with his manager. His really sexy balls sweat hot hairy manager. the barista just smirked and walked away from us. Wtf is happening. 

"Hi, I'm soap." the manager said reaching out its hand. I grab it and shake it. Is it even possivle for me to get in trouble for making a joke?

Soap and I stared at eachother and then i relazied i should priubaly introduce myself "Oh um- sorry I'm y/n" I said with a smile. 

"Nice to meet you y/n" Soap said with it's huge smile. I just realised how tall soap is. Soap is 9'3 and I'm 4'5. big height difference but i like it. 

"I'm uh free tonight if you can meet up for driinks maybe?" I asked soap. 

"YES!" soap screamd but paused and then continued, "I'm sorrry i just- i never get aseked out by hot people like you, my little smelly."