Chapter 7

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by reallyfunnyfunperson
by reallyfunnyfunperson
                                        
                                                  

                              Y/N POV: 
                              When I woke up at the universal studios resort I had this awful stomach ache. It was like a hang over but i didn't have anything to drink. 
                              This kept happening for 4 days straight and the only thing I could think of was that I might be pregnat. I really hope I'm not because then the big crime lord boss soap cuba will be my baby daddy. 
                              I went to CVS and picked up a pregnacy test. I then did the test and It was.....
                              postitive. 
                              This is not good. I can't tell soap. Soap is a killer. What am I going to do with this baby.
                              ==========================5 months later====================================
                              SOAPS POV:
                              It has been 5 months 4 days and 18 hours since I've last seen Y/n. I left florida a while ago and have been in canda somking weed. I'm so worried about y/n. I hope their ok. whever they are.
                              Y/N POV:
                              I don't think soap has the audacity to come back to this coffee shop, so I am going to go ask for a job. I am going to be a single parent and I need income even though I'm a billionare. I walk in and it's the same barista working that wa sthere when I first met soap. 
                              He looked down at my belly and said "congratulations." "I don't know if it's a good thing," I responded. 
                              He just stared at me.
                              "Anyways, I'm looking for a job, can i speak to your mananger?" I asked him.
                              "sure!" He said while smiling and leading me in the direction of the managers office. 
                              I knock on it and sure enough soap opens it. 
                              "Y/n, omg your ok. I was so worried, I'm so sorry." Soap said and looked down at my stomach. I wanted to run but I decided to stay. Soap needs to know it's my baby daddy. 
                              "I-i-is it mine?" soap asked. 
                              "yes" I said with a sigh. 
                              "Y/n I'm so sorry, I stopped being a criminal mind cuba and I have devoted my life to making movies about dwarf porn." soap said while holding my arm.
                              "dwarf porn?" I asked. soap nodded. "Soap, that is so wholesome I love you and our baby." 
                              "Me too" said soap. and then we kissed and then we made out and then soap got on one knee and said,
                              "Will you marry me?" 
                              "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" I responded. 
                              

                              ============================2 years later====================================
                              Soap and I have been married for 6 years and we have 86 babies. I love soap so much. We lived happy ever after.
                              Until One day. we here a knock on the door and our newborn baby, Unicorncacababyhumpingprincess answered the door. and it was ex....
                              

                              

                              TO BE CONTINUED>
                              *Based on true events*