It was a dark and stormy night, rowley is hiding under his desk because he is afraid of thunder and lightning. Greg is at his own house, sitting in his room by himself playing video games. He then stands up. "Omg i have a huge crush on rowley". He sits down and stares at the ground. He starts crying because he remembers his trauma from the day that manny blew up his family's house because greg sent manny to north korea. His whole family, dead. Manny, a powerful leader in North Korea, unwilling to give him the support he needs to take care of himself. Greg starts thinking about the fact that he is genuinely a terrible person and was so abusive to rowley in his past. He'd always punch rowley if he said something greg didn't like, but greg couldn't help that, it was his tic that he got after his family was brutally blown up. He sat in his gaymer chair until he remembered something, something important... rowley is deathly afraid of thunder and lightning and greg had to be his knight in shining armor.
Greg slammed the door open to rowley's house and ran to rowley's room. Rowley was sitting on the floor crying. Rowley's family is also dead because they got struck by lightning. Rowley gets flashbacks often and it makes him have uncontrollable boners, not because he's aroused, but because he has mega #trauma. Greg crawled under the desk with rowley. Greg smacked rowley's ass. "Sorry that's my tic" greg said. Rowley looked in greg's eyes and immediately felt like smooching him. Greg was thinking about how fun it would be to diddle rowley. He wanted to diddle so bad. He wanted to stick his alligator in rowley's swamp. He wanted to diddle hard. Greg looked at rowley's pants. Omg he has a big fat boner, it's probably because i'm here. Greg reached for rowley's pants and rowley slapped his hand. "IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT ME YOU WOULD KNOW I GET SAD BONERS BUT YOU ARE A ABUSIVE FRIEND!!" The man was too stunned to speak. Rowley paused. He looked at greg again. "Greg... i'm straight now". Greg got up immediatly.
"YOU'RE WHAT" greg shouted. "greg, i like girls, i don't like men." Greg ripped rowley's dream poster off the wall and started softly crying. "YOU KNOW I'M HETEROPHOBIC" Rowley looked away "I know i just can't stand leading you on... you can leave if you want to." Greg started wrecking the house. He broke everything in sight and then called manny, begging him to nuke Rowley's house, to which Manny responded with: "Gregory, you need to handle this situation like an adult. You are all grown up now, you need to learn that gays and straights can live in harmony. It is not impossible. Anyway, i have an important conference with serbia. I will be nuking them later today lmao." Manny hung of the phone. Greg looked at what he'd done. This isn't how i should be dealing with this. He went back to rowley's room, but rowley had already escaped out the window. Greg ran outside and found some metal scrap laying on the ground. He picked it up and held it up to read what it said. All it said was "I hope you can accept that i'm straight, sorry, from rowley." Greg held the metal scrap close to his chest and started crying softly. "I accept you rowl-" he was struck by lightning and died. The end.
