It's gotta happen at one point. That is all.
"NIIIICCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!" Maria calls from the other room. "GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!"
"Woman!" Fury barges into the living room. Maria gives him a hateful look. "I mean agent hill."
"Well, since you weren't there for snack time you get bath time." Maria stands up, Thor, Tony and Clint are all covered in peanut butter. While Bucky, Bruce, Natasha, and Loki are covered he'd to toe in juice. Isabelle, however, was unscathed.
"I. Am. Not. Washing them." Fury calls back, as loki hugs his leg, getting juice onto him as well. "This is gonna be a long day." He sighs.
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Isabelle runs down the hall, dragging Loki and Bucky behind her. Fury leads the there to the bathroom for there baths. He watches Loki fall, a small burst of laughter leaves his lips. Loki just looks up at him eyes wide, the tiny God smiles at him. The children rush into the bathroom leaving Loki and fury are left in the hall.
"I guess your a bit of a klutz aren't you?" Fury picks him up. Loki puts his hand over his eye mimicking furys eyepatch. "Are you suppose to be me?" Fury chuckles as Loki nods.
"THOR STOP IT!" Someone shouts from inside the bathroom. Fury walks in and sees Isabelle covered in toothpaste crying, and Thor on the floor with Steve, Bruce, Tony, Clint, and Natasha sitting on him.
"What happened in here!" Fury puts down Loki and the tiny prince runs over to Isabelle, who had Bucky stroking her now minty hair. "No I don't care just sit down and shut up, while I run the water."
"I want bubbles!" Tony shouts.
"Me too!" Bruce pipes up.
"Me three!" Steve starts to jump up and down.
"So do I!" Loki runs up to fury leaving against the side of the tub. It was big enough for three adults to sit comfortably, so Nick hoped it would fit nine toddlers.
"Loki go get some toys." A voice comes from behind fury. He turns to see agent hill in a loose shirt and sweats.
"Are you going to help me?" Fury stands letting the water run in the tub.
"No just going to good night to the kids." Loki runs past her with several toys. "Especially Loki." She bends down, gently kissing Loki on the forehead and proceeded to do just that to every child, regardless of there mess. She looks up at Nick, with a quick smile she exits.
"Okay everyone undressed, in the tub." Luckily he remembered the soap for the bubbles. With that everyone was naked, {except fury, thank (what ever you believe in)}. He picks them up one by one putting them into the bubbly bath.
Loki submerges himself completely, Tony tries eating the bubbles, and Thor ties drowning Clint. THORS TRYING TO DROWN CLINT! Nick fury viciously grabs Thor. "What the hell is wrong with you!" Steve starts to cry. "Thor why are you trying to drown agent Barton!"
"Because he threatened loki!" Thor shouted back his eyes full of tears. Clint on the other hand sat there smugly.
"Thor don't drown people, it's wrong. Agent Barton stop threatening Loki, and.....where's Loki?" With that Loki springs up from the water, sporting bubbly beard and hair. He put his hand over his eye, like an eyepatch.
"I AN ODIN! ALL-FATHER OF ASGARD!!! AND I......AHHHHHHH!" Loki starts to panic splashing fiercely at the water. "Don't let it touch me! Don't let it touch me!"
"Loki calm down." Fury picks Loki up from the bath getting suds on him in the process.
"Ewwwwww........" Says everyone but Thor who had a satisfied look on his face. Two objects float to the surface as the kids franticly climbing out of the water. Thor pooped in the tub.
"Damn it Thor!" Fury gets Thor out if the bath. Bath time was over, all because Thor took a dump in the tub.
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