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Swad: *throws rocks at Killer's window*

Killer: *Opens window*

Killer: What the fu- *gets hit by one of the rocks*

Swad: oops-

Killer: You little fucker! *jumps out of the window*

Swad: *runs*

Killer: *chases swad around the garden with a knife*

Killer: Get out hentai bird its 2 in the fucking morning!

Swad: i dont care if its 2 in the morning or afternoon i will do anything to make you mine-

Killer: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME I AM MARRIED AND ALREADY HAVE KIDS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE HENTAI BIRD!

Nightmare: *goes outside to see whats with the awful noise*

Swad: Well I dont care! *still running away from killer*

Killer: AGH! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT YOU HENTAI BIRD!

Nightmare: *Visible Confushion*

Swad: No! I'm still need to do something before I go!

Killer: *Stops*

Killer: Okay! Anything to get you out of the garden!

Swad: *bend downs on one knee and pulls out a box*

Swad: Will you mar-

Killer: *Slaps swad and kicks him in the balls.*

Killer:FOR THE THE LAST GODDAMN TIME NO!

Nightmare: *Pissed off*

Nightmare: *Teleports to swad and beats him up*

Killer: *stops*

Nightmare: Don't worry my queen, I'll make sure to make him stop harrasing you.

Killer: thanks Nighty *teleports back to bed and sleeps*

Nightmare: THISISWHATYOUFUCKINGGETFORFLIRTINGWITHMYWIFE *Beats him with a metal and spikey bat*

Swad: *Crying on the floor with snot in his nose*

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