this is just some random shit i thought up of. no, this won't be a romance fanfic. it's mostly gonna be suspense and horror since my character I've made has very brutal attacks and stuff
please let me know what fanfics you want me to write and ill b...
ight so ik yall gonna hate me for this but I'm bored and i wanna make some funny scenes with my character and the higher ranks. sorry for the main story will continue once my 2 brain cells thinks of ideas
that's all injoy the funny shit
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Baku walked into the castle a bit later than usual
"sorry im late! i was. doing something.."
akaza barging into the castle
"SHE PUSHED ME DOWN A FUCKING CLIFF"
"push is such a strong word. i prefer calling it. giving you a little nudge"
"OH IL GIVE YOU A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I PUNCH YOUR FUCKING HEAD OF"
"hey. watch your fucking language around muzan sama"
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one hour later
Baku got b both herself Douma daki and akaza fake prop swords.
"ALL WOMEN. ARE QUEENS!" akaza and daki said holding the swords
"IF SHE BREATHES. SHES A THOOOOT"
(to the people who don't know the meme plz don't think of this as offensive its a joke)
Baku and Douma said as they battled them
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another hour later
muzan walks into the room and baku suddenly just plays smooth criminal by micheal jackson
"...."
"pfft-"
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modern AU
Baku struggling with math problems and akaza appearing
"what's the problem?"
"math problems"
"oh i can help you here let me see"
akaza takes the paper
"ight um. here's an easy one whats 6 x 3"
Baku shrugged
"6 x 3" akaza said more violently
"i dunno"
"SIX TIMES THREE"
"I DONT-" Baku was getting scared
"6 X 3"
"I LEGIT DON'T KNOW"'
"SIX THREES"
"WHAT IS IT"
"WHAT IS IT?" akaza looked dumbfounded.
"go get Douma"
"why"
"DOUMA"
Douma appears
"what's the problem?"
"homework" akaza said throwing the paper at Douma
"...whats 6 x 3?" Douma asked
"i don't know"
"SIX TIMES 3"
"I DONT KNOW"
"what's 6 + 6"
"oh 12"
"NOW ADD SIX" Douma said slamming his hands on the desk
"I DONT KNOW WHAT IS IT"
"WHAT IS IT" Douma was also dumbfounded
"get your math teacher"
"why"
"MISTER MUZAN"
muzan burst through the door like the fucking kool aid man
"BOOM. WHAT"
"HOMEWORK" Douma meets the paper at him
"..I TAUGHT YOU THIS BAKU WHATS 6 X 3"
"I DONT KNOW"
"LOOK IF KOKUSHIBO HAS 6 X 3 AMOUNTS OF DISH SOAP HOW MUCH DISH SOAP WOULD HE HAVE?"
"HOW MUCH" Baku was scared
"HOW MUCH!" now muzan didn't know so he turned to kokushibo who had the soap and he began counting
" 1 2 3 4 5 6 7"
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and that's all for the filler chapter the main story will continue very soon. let me know what other skits yall want me to write for this oc and enjoy your day
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