Hanji: HEEEEEEEEY EVERYONE!!!!!! IT IS I, HANJI ZOË!
Erwin: *sighs* *shakes head* I'm commander Erwin Smith.
Levi: *sips tea*
Hanji: Shoooooooooorty! Introduce yourself!
Levi: *glares* All of these brats know me, shitty glasses. I don't see why I should.
Hanji: *pouts* Fine. EREEEEEN!!!
Eren: What?
Hanji: Introduce yourself!
Eren: Uh...okay...Hi, I'm Eren Jaeger?
Hanji: Yaaaaaay!!! Neeeeext!
Mikasa: I'm Mikasa Ankermann.
Armin: Armin Arlet.
Jean: Jean Kirchinstein.
Eren: And just so everyone knows, it's pronounced J-E-A-N.
Jean: It's pronounced J-O-H-N, douchebag!
Eren: You're a douchier bag!
Jean and Eren: *fighting*
Sasha: *eating potatoes* I'm Sasha Braus!
Connie: Connie Springer! *chucks water balloon* *hits Levi*
Levi: *death aura*
Connie: *runs for his life*
Ymir: I'm Ymir. Don't touch Crista.
Crista: I'm Crista! It's nice to meet you!
Reiner: I'm Reiner, and this is Bertl.
Bertl: H-hi!
Hanji: YAAAAAAAY, I think that's everyone!!!! Sooooo, people, we have decided to start answering aaaaaalllll of your curious questions. It can be about anything! And when I say anything, I mean anything.
Levi: You look constipated when you say that.
Hanji: Oh well! I personally am willing to become anyone's shipping buddy, so I SHALL HELP WITH ANY OF THE SHIPPING.
Levi: Can I not be here?
Hanji: Nuuuuuuuuuuu you have to stay and answer allllllll of the questions that your crazy fangirls have!
Levi: Fuck you.
Hanji: HAH! You wish.
Levi: No, I don't.
Hanji: AAAAAAANYWAYS, you can ask us questions whenever! Please leave a question in the comments and remember to VOTE! And we also apologize for everything shorty says.
Levi: I regret nothing.
Eren: REMEMBER TO ASK HORSEFACE EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS!!!!!
Jean: NO, ASK HIM EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS!!!!
Mikasa: *still starring at Eren*
Erwin: This is chaos. Why did I agree to this?
Levi: I hate everyone. *sips tea*
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FanfictionHanji: THIS IS THE BEST IDEA THAT I'VE EVER HAD SINCE EVER. Erwin: How did she talk me into this? Armin: *reading* Eren: Whoop! Bring on the questions! Jean: Ask him the most embarrassing things! Eren: Wha-? ASSHOLE! Jean: SUICIDAL BASTARD! Mikasa:...
