FantasyNerd426:
LET'S DO THIS KIDA!
1. For Hanji: Can I be your shipping buddy? As proof of being awesome at shipping ask Kida (The Author, duh)
Hanji: WHOOOOOOP!!!! SHIPPING BUDDY!!!!
2. To Levi: On a scale of Eren to Bertl, how big is Erwin's d*ck?
Levi: What makes you think that I've ever seen his dick in the first place?
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Crista.
3. To Levi: Do you punish Eren with Jean's horsewhip? *eyebrow wiggle*
Levi: I kick him once in a while.
Eren: *backs away*
4. To Eren, from Natsu: Do you know what titans taste like?
Eren: VICTORY AND BLOOD AND TERRIBLE GROSSNESS.
5. To Reiner: Do you accept your inner gay for Bertl?
Reiner: ....maybe....
6. To Mikasa: If Jean was a horse, would you ride him?
Mikasa: I'd ride Eren if he was a horse...
7. To All: Do you wanna come to Mikasa and put your Armin my Jean's?
Everyone except Levi and Eren: *blushes a bit*
Levi: *sips tea*
Eren: I don't get it.
Hanji: We need to have a talk.
Eren: What kind if talk?
Hanji: About the birds and the titans!
Levi: *drags Eren away* I'm giving him the talk.
Hanji: DONT HAVE TOO MUCH FUN, YOU GUYS!!!
8. To Eren: Have you had the birds and the titans talk? If not, Hanji, tell him about it
- FROM 'NICA
Hanji: Well, Levi sorta just dragged him off so I'm guessing that he's getting the talk...or maybe a bit more if you know what I mean >:)
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FanfictionHanji: THIS IS THE BEST IDEA THAT I'VE EVER HAD SINCE EVER. Erwin: How did she talk me into this? Armin: *reading* Eren: Whoop! Bring on the questions! Jean: Ask him the most embarrassing things! Eren: Wha-? ASSHOLE! Jean: SUICIDAL BASTARD! Mikasa:...
