"Next up SasuTen here is the picture"
Neji: absolutely not
Naruto: I like this shi- *gets punched by Sakura*
Sakura: I agree with Neji I don't like this ship at all
Lee: TENTEN ILL FULLY SUPPORT YOU AND SASUKE I WILL BE THERE AT THE WEDDING FEELING AND LOOKING YOUTHFUL LIKE ALWAYS WITH GUY SENSEI !!
Tenten: Uh I don't even think we've talked throughout this whole story
Sasuke: Tenten has a point
Tenten: You know my name? Woah I am shocked
Sasuke: Um yeah you're Neji's future girlfriend that's how I know you
Ino: This isn't such a bad ship. It's just unrealistic
Neji: Can I burn this picture? Also no she's not
Naruto: Then Neji why are you red?
Neji: I am red because of the anger I feel for Tenten, she is being shipped with a criminal and an akatsuki member
Naruto: Yeah right those are lies
Sakura: Neji so what? Sasuke left and changed. He is a new person now, don't be acting like you didn't change either. At a point in your life you wanted to kill Hinata. She is your own cousin. I'll punch you and the people who ship this SasuTen
Naruto: Oh lord don't let her know who did this because she will murder you. Her punches hurt talking from past experiences
Neji: So? I wasn't the one who attacked the 5 Kage and made the Raikage loose their arm in a battle. And I wasn't the one who left the village and went to Orochimaru who was a S-rank criminal for "power"
Sakura: Okay so what? he changed. Moving on
Sasuke: Well this ship will never be canon and it won't happen
Tenten: I agree with that also Neji you need to calm down
Neji: Well I guess it's time to rate it 0/10
Naruto: I give it a 5/10
Sakura: 0/10
Lee: 7/10
Tenten: 2/10 because he knows my name somehow
Ino: 5/10 it's a cute ship it just won't happen
Sasuke: 1/10 moving on next
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Reacting to ships w The Cast of Naruto
FanfictionThe cast of Naruto reads your comments, the future scripts, reacts to edits and ship *I do not own Naruto nor the pictures being used*