Sasuke x Tenten

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"Next up SasuTen here is the picture"

Neji: absolutely not

Naruto: I like this shi- *gets punched by Sakura*

Sakura: I agree with Neji I don't like this ship at all

Lee: TENTEN ILL FULLY SUPPORT YOU AND SASUKE I WILL BE THERE AT THE WEDDING FEELING AND LOOKING YOUTHFUL LIKE ALWAYS WITH GUY SENSEI !!

Tenten: Uh I don't even think we've talked throughout this whole story

Sasuke: Tenten has a point

Tenten: You know my name? Woah I am shocked

Sasuke: Um yeah you're Neji's future girlfriend that's how I know you

Ino: This isn't such a bad ship. It's just unrealistic

Neji: Can I burn this picture? Also no she's not

Naruto: Then Neji why are you red?

Neji: I am red because of the anger I feel for Tenten, she is being shipped with a criminal and an akatsuki member

Naruto: Yeah right those are lies

Sakura: Neji so what? Sasuke left and changed. He is a new person now, don't be acting like you didn't change either. At a point in your life you wanted to kill Hinata. She is your own cousin. I'll punch you and the people who ship this SasuTen

Naruto: Oh lord don't let her know who did this because she will murder you. Her punches hurt talking from past experiences

Neji: So? I wasn't the one who attacked the 5 Kage and made the Raikage loose their arm in a battle. And I wasn't the one who left the village and went to Orochimaru who was a S-rank criminal for "power"

Sakura: Okay so what? he changed. Moving on

Sasuke: Well this ship will never be canon and it won't happen

Tenten: I agree with that also Neji you need to calm down

Neji: Well I guess it's time to rate it 0/10

Naruto: I give it a 5/10

Sakura: 0/10

Lee: 7/10

Tenten: 2/10 because he knows my name somehow

Ino: 5/10 it's a cute ship it just won't happen

Sasuke: 1/10 moving on next

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