Bad Boys and the Bitch (Bonten! Mikey X OC)

Of Farts, First Kisses and What?! (M)

Author's Note:

This chapter is rated M for Malanding scenes. (Only fellow filos will get this lol)

Uh, it's uh itty bitty teeny weeny mature?
Kidding. Sliiiiightly more than that.
Or atleast for my standards. >.< Please dont get mad at me!
But oh, fluffy scenes with Mikey finally!

(Apologies for the cursing throughout the chapter)
English is not my first Language so please apply tolerance on my grammatical errors.
Enjoy reading~

Same day

Bonten Car,
Somewhere in Tokyo

Kakuchou wants to throw away the taiyaki he's holding while watching the two idiots in front of him. They're currently outside the club and is supposed to be on their way back to their base but for some stupid reason, these two arguing who gets to hop in first.

"Are you stupid? You're a guy! You're supposed to open the car and let me in first Ugly! That's what gentlemen do!"

"Well thank freaking gods I am not a gentleman! So I get to go first!" He shouted back, glaring down on her.

The girl looks affronted, pulling out a tissue from her bag and wipes her face. "Will you please stop shouting Ugly?! Look! You're spitting some saliva on my face! Ugh. Disgusting."

Kakuchou almost snorted as he saw Rindou literally pull his hair out of frustration, ruffling his mullet. Not waiting for him to start another round of argument, he spoke.

"Are you two idiots gonna climb the fucking car or should I leave you both here? You're creating a scene. "He glances around.

As if realizing that people are watching them, Pace composes herself immediately glared to Rindou who looks at Kakuchou, not wanting to lose this argument. Exhaling hard as his patience is running thin, Kakuchou nods. "Fucking open the door Rin, we need to go."

Pace – 1, Rindou - 0

Puffing up his cheeks in defeat Rindou goes in to the car but slams it back before Pace can go in.

"Fucking hell!" she immediately shouts, obviously shocked at that. Rindou dramatically opens the window and gives her a once over.

"Oh, I'm sorry. My hand slipped." Then brings out a a Gucci shades from his suit's inner pockets and proceeds to dramatically wear it.

Pace – 1, Rindou – 1

Pace who can't believe at the audacity of the guy in front of her looks like she's close to exploding but stops and closes her eyes muttering quietly as she tries to regulate her breathing.

"You won't stoop to his level. You won't stoop to his level. You won't stoop to his level.. You won't fucking stoop down his level."

Kakuchou could faintly hear what he is saying and snorts at it. Seemingly done composing herself, she glances at him. "Shall we?"

He can't help but chuckle softly at her subtle way of making him open the door, but he does what she wants anyway. Climbing inside after her, the car immediately moves and they were swept with a tense silence. He wonders how long it'll last.

No one spoke for a few minutes when I tiny grumble of a tummy was heard.

......

"Pft. HAHAHAHHAHAHHA" Rindou and Kakuchou couldn't hold back their laughter at the hilarious situation. The girl was clearly hungry but seems too prideful to even ask for the taiyaki that Kakuchou was carrying.