"I'm just popping out into town, Sebby darling."
Grell called from the front porch.
"I don't care, Grell. Go and tell your blog."
Calls back Sebastian, from the lounge where he is petting his cat.
"K bye..."
Calls back Grell, disappointed. He makes his way out into the city, and he sees a chubby guy with slick black hair and glasses handing out balloons to children.
"Oh, Claude! I see you've taken to selling balloons to small children... How... Wonderful."
Says Grell, grinning.
"Um, yes..."
Claude replies, shuffling his feet.
"What happened to that Trancy boy? Did you consume his damn fine soul already?"
Grell asks, curious.
"Well actually, this is the result of losing a bet with him..."
"Ha! I never thought a demon would lose against a bratty child..."
Laughs Grell, baring his teeth and scaring all the children away."
"Indeed..."
Mumbles Claude.
Grell is about to walk away, when he sees the most amazing thing. Among all the other balloons, he spots a shiny, magestic banana balloon, and he realizes that he needs it in his life. He grabs the balloon and runs back to the Phantomhive Manor. He runs up to his bedroom and snuggled with the giant banana, and soon falls asleep. He dreams that he is in as room full of bananas, and Sebastian is lying in a bathtub full of them, and squeezing them over his body. Grell wakes up to find the banana is gone. He gets up and immediately falls over something on the floor. He scrambles around, trying to find his glasses. He puts them on and finds what made him fall. It's the banana balloon. It popped while Grell was sleeping.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Grell screams, in a high pitched voice. He must have inhaled the helium.