This has been the job so far...
The Corpse returns the Fox back to it's cave... The Vampire enjoys his time with his close companion... But unfortunately... Time... Was short...
-Crow Father.
Alucard: So I was like "But (y/n) wouldn't even care if you're that OLD" And Integra was like "Oh surrreee! Bet he'd suck your d*ck if you were waving a god damn Pokemon Card."
(y/n): Mm-hmm...
Alucard: Like b*tch the f*ck he is gonna suck it if I waved a rare f*cking Pokemon card!
You nod and hummed in response, listening to Alucard's story in the office after you and Alucard after you dragged the Fox animatronic back into its "Foxy's Cove". You took a bite of a sliced Pizza, taking a peak on the cameras every now and then as you were more interested in what Alucard is sharing... However a question came to mind.
(y/n): So how is sweet Seras doing?
Alucard: Well the usual. Killing ghouls, missing you, Shooting ghouls... Missing you.
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Alucard: Wait... Did you actually asked if Seras is doing alright?
(y/n): No.
Alucard: You did didn't you? You actually do care for the Police.
(y/n): I mean... She's still Seras Victoria when she's not... Well... You know.
Alucard: Oh but she isn't as shy and quiet like she used to be.
You just shrugged, watching Alucard lean back on his chair before you looked at the tablet, seeing the chicken Animatronic has moved close to the right door.
(y/n): Can you turn on the light behind you?
Alucard: Sure, you sexy mother f*cker.
Alucard looks up and sees the button behind him, pushing the button before seeing the yellow Animatronic, standing there and-
???: Pizz-
The door closes shut by Alucard as you sighed in annoyance.
(y/n): Stupid duck...
Alucard: Uh, it's a Chicken and her name is Chica.
(y/n): Good for you. Hmm...
You felt a presence behind you as you turned around and pushed the lights on and spotted the bunny again.
Alucard: Hello Bonny~
The Bunny didn't look like it was ready to snatch you... It looked rather angry and ready to throw some hands... It lifted a finger before you placed a empty cup on its nose and shut the door in its face.
Alucard: You do realize that... We need power to stay alive here, right?
(y/n): And you do realize that I can recharge the power with MY electricity powers, right?
Alucard: Hohohoho, keep being sassy and we might end up doing something Seras would be jealous of~
[Timeskip with Alucard arm wrestling with the Bear Animatronic as (y/n) bullies the Bunny with slaps.]
Alucard: Come on babyyyyy, just thirty minutes and we can call this the first night!
(y/n): Second night, actually. I had my son and princess over yesterday.
Alucard: You should let me see your kids, Man. I wander if they're just like you.
You rolled your eyes as you leaned on the table, enjoying a good slice of pizza as six A.M was getting close. Alucard was watching the right door and decided to take this seriously for some reason as he began.
Alucard: Tell you what, before I leave, I'm going to leave a huge note on what the hell is going on around Five Nights at Freddy's.
(y/n): Don't care.
Alucard: Too bad! Also I'm writing down the names of these lovable f*cks!
All you did was roll your eyes before you turn towards the left door and turned the lights on... No one was there as you began eating the crust of the pizza.
Alucard: Come on, come on! Just fifteen minutes left.
(y/n): Oh fifteen? Let me do something before we leave.
Alucard: Huh?
Alucard turned around before seeing you walk out the left door and Alucard hears your footsteps... They became distance before silence takes over... And then a slap was heard before the footsteps came back and you walked back inside and shut the door before banging and screaming was heard.
Alucard: Did... Did you just...?
(y/n): Hmm? Don't worry about it~
You said before everything slowly fades to black as the title "Five Nights at Freddy's" appeared as the title is untouched and screams were heard.
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