Note: This is a fanfiction of the movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid and the book. If you haven't watched it/read the book, you may not understand what happens in this book.
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greg thinking: *sighs* grrr! they think i have the cheese touch now?! ack! gross! im dead ;-;
heather hills won't even go out with me now!
unless... im a genius! ahh yes! i can just pass it on! *sighs* well... everyone in the school knows i have it tho-
ooo! omg, what are they doing here?! why are the teenagers who made rowley eat the cheese... in this school?! omg, i can pass it on to them! they dont know the concept of a cHeEsE tOuCh yet! i just... need everyone to be gathered around me to see i actually passed it on! i'll discuss this with rowley at our sleepover! but... i better give him his xmas gift i forgot to give last year! maybe then he'll help me!
*at rowley's house*
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greg thinking: phew... that was weird! giving rowley his last year's xmas gift when its almost xmas this year-
anyway... lets get going in his room!
greg: "uhm... coughs. heyy rowley, i just wante-"
rowley: "greg! what are your plans for xmas?!!"
greg: "um.. i havent decided yet- can we talk first?!"
rowley: "uh... okay?"
greg: "yk... about the cheese-"
rowley: "can we not talk about it, please?!"
greg: "ik... but u already know they think i have it-"
rowley: "well, im not admitting it was me, greg."
greg: "sheesh... im not telling u to, rowley- its just that... those ppl who made u eat it are now in our school-"
rowley: "aaaa now my mom can definetely home school me!"
greg: "shut up! i've got an idea!"
rowley: "rlly?"
*the next day *
rowley while putting up a stall: "free snacksss, free snacks! get ur cupcakes and lemonade here!"
greg while hiding under a bush: "rowley! this is middle school! no one eats fairy cupcakes!"
rowley:"kk. its just free lemonade then-"
-----1 HOUR LATER-----
greg:there they are! the teenagers! rowley, quick!
rowley: hey! would u like free lemonade?!
the teenagers: uhh, okay- sure ig-
*greg jumps out of the bush and kicks one of their butt*
the teenagers while running away: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
greg: man that was awesome! thanks rowley!
*patty farewell butts in*
patty: uhm... *coughs* just so you know, if u think u passed on the cheese touch, then ur wrong. u kicked them.
*teacher butts in*
teacher: *coughs* yes, thank you, patty. and not only did u think that, u also kicked a student. detention!
greg: ofc, middle school has to suck.
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