•Hell• (S41 Gang Fanfic)

[6] Never Again Are We Baking

[Small A/N, Just wanted to say that I think I am actually probably going to still have Syce in a few books idk (this was from a deleted note if you didn't see it that's ok.) ]

"OPEN THE DAMN DOOR." A few bangs on the front door were heard and luckily everybody's was already in the kitchen waiting for the few from the chat to arrive. Laff quickly ran to the door and opened it to be met by a grinning Syce and a wild Shroobz who was lecturing him about banging on doors. Although he wasn't paying attention to him.

Laff welcomes them inside and shuts the door. "You are so annoying!" Laff hears one of the furries shout from the kitchen. Syce heard him and immediately walks in the kitchen to cause more chaos. Shroobz sighs and looks over to Laff, "It's been a while." Laff looks over to him and nods, "Indeed it has." They had started chatting for a minute or two and got about a quarter in about how their lives were.

Right after that they heard another knock. Ally and Wiktoria were standing there when he opened the door and also welcomed them inside.

They all hear something shatter in the kitchen and look over to the kitchen to see that Nadwe somehow 'accidentally' threw a plate at Socks which hit his chest. His chest was padded because of his space suit so it didn't hurt. Though Meme was weirdly concerned and kept asking him if he was ok to which he answered with a snarky comment each time. 'I thought you were a doctor how do you not know,' 'You tryin to put your hands up my shirt?' The doctor was really flustered at that last one and tried to explain himself to which Socks just laughed at his stuttered mumbles.

"Can we just get on with baking already? I'm tired as fuck." Oof asks and yawns afterwards putting his arm over TBVG's shoulder who didn't seem bothered by it. "I'm getting bored." Tbh shrugs and walks over to the pantry to grab random items he thinks they'll need. "Yeah we can start," Laff looks over at Nadwe, "But no more rough housing." Nadwe just looks at him and rolls his eyes, "Whatever." He wandered off towards the pantry and found Tbh trying to carry multiple items.

Laff assigned jobs to everybody and they all accepted them and instantly ran off. Although Joocie stayed with Laff since he requested him to just talk with him. Dino of course made a comment about that earlier. 'Y'all trying to spend some couple time together now?!'

Funny how if they actually answered him they both would've said yes. Considering they weren't dating but they would still like to spend time with each other as much as they could. Seems like they (besides from Oof and TBVG somewhat [Shroobz and the girls are also much saner though they don't live with the gang] ) were the only sane people in the house. And they could mostly only stand each other for that matter.

Most of the gang quickly came back with items and threw them on the counter. It was quickly chaos in seconds. While some were mixing the weird concoction, Syce came over and stood next to the two British men somewhat covered in some flour. They could barely see it since he was fully dressed in white and had dyed his hair fully white to go with his style, but it was still noticeable. He waved at them then just stood there watching (almost) everybody throw things. A few people were actually doing things right. Wiktoria was preheating the oven and waiting until the timer went off while Dino had started to try and make the muffin batter himself since he knew the gang wasn't going to make it right, Shroobz tried to calm everybody down although he got a cup of water splashed in his face as a response and then just gave up. He left the kitchen, came back with a towel, and sat down on one of the kitchen chairs trying to dry himself off. Shroobz glared at Syce once he realized he was laughing at him. Syce shrugged it off though and started to talk with the two British men about wanting to murder somebody.

"You want to what-" Syce quickly cuts Laff off, "I didn't say I wanted to murder Ally in cold blood even if she threw flour at me. That's not my reaction towards everything." Shroobz looks at him out of the corner of his eye until Syce noticed, "Sometimes." He mumbles and looks back towards the kitchen. "Where the fuck is the dice man and game controller?" The only response he received were shrugs. "Are they having seggs?" Laff looks around while he heard a bit of chatter outside and then sees muffin running into the kitchen with a weird bottle. "Language Muffin." Joocie quickly starts up another sentence instead, "Whatcha got there?" Joocie asks eyeing the bottle in his hand. Muffin looks at him and smiles, "I got this from Meme. He said it was sugar." Shroobz starts laughing a minute later as he gets a closer look at the bottle label. Syce walks over to Shroobz who whispers it to him. They both start to laugh louder. "What's all the laughing about eh?" Muffin says puffing his chest out and putting his hands on his hips. Are they mocking me-

"Pretty sure Meme gave you crack-" He started before he was cut off, "-HE DID WHAT" Laff seemed pissed from the mention. "He was going to put fuckin' crack in the muffins? I hope he knows we would all have to try them. If he wouldn't want to we would've forced him." He smiled a bit menacingly which scared a few people in the room so much they looked back towards their cooking items.

"We're eating whatever slop that is??" Nadwe comes into the room, pointing at the abomination just now going into the oven. Dino turns to face them while still mixing a bowl of batter. "If it'll make ya feel better we can just try mine instead." Some of the gang sigh in relief. Muffin throws the bottle on the ground to which it shatters. Of course right then Blaza had to walk over it. He screamed and dropped a random bowl which also broke. "SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT-" He exclaims, hopping around wildly, "What the fuck are they gonna help you with?- You stepped on glass." Blaza stayed still for a minute ignoring the pain in his foot, "Oh yeah wait"

"This is chaos. EVERYBODY STOP." Everyone turns to look at Wiktoria who had her hands in the air trying to get everybody to look at her. "How about we all just sit down and try the muffins when they are done?" She looks over at Dino, "When your muffins are done put them in the oven will you?" He nods and pours the batter into a muffin pan. "Also uh Blaza.. Meme should patch up your foot." To which a few minutes later Meme cleaned and bandaged the open wound.

Everybody sits down and ignores the mess on the used to be smooth and clear tiled floor. The oven dings and Wiktoria carries the muffins to the table. "I'm scared af." Nadwe says looking all around the weird colored muffin. "I'm sure it's fine." Muffin says and takes a large bite out of it. The gang stare at him wondering why he took such a huge bite of it. "Never mind- it's *gag* not fine-" He clasps a hand over his mouth and swallows thickly. He shivers with the taste of the muffin on his tongue. "I wanna try Dino's muffins instead." Everybody shrugs and looks at Dino who takes one of his own muffins and bites it. "Mine aren't honestly that bad." Everybody started to take one, "Yeah they're actually pretty good. Good job Dino. By the way.. just so you know I'm never going to let you all try to bake ever again, except maybe Dino who I didn't know could bake." Joocie concludes taking a few more bites of the muffin.

"I wanna go home." Nadwe says standing up and licking his fingers getting rid of the crumbs, "You...You live here don't you?." Ally asks looking up. "Oh wait I do— hah. Scary." Soon enough everybody leaves the kitchen except for the two British men and the four guests. "Shit we gotta clean the kitchen up." Laff mumbles quietly looking around at all the floor and wall stains. Joocie places a hand on his shoulder, pats it, and heads to the closet where a few mops were and tossed one to Laff who caught it with ease. "I would help but I gotta get to work and I can't leave this fool here all by himself or next thing I know he'll be arrested for arson." Shroobz grabs Syce by his sleeve and drags him out. Syce of course wanted to actually maybe burn something but he wouldn't ever tell them that. "We need to go to our businesses. Thank you for having us Laff and Joocie!" Ally and Wiktoria walk out the front door right as a car starts driving away. Soon enough they hear their car drive off as well.

"Well, uh. This will be fun for the next 3 hours Joocie says rolling his eyes and starts mopping. Laff stops him for a brief minute. "If it's with you, I honestly don't mind." Joocie looks up and smiles at him, "That's the sweetest yet gayest thing you've said all day."

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