[4] Absolute Chaos

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"Laff we can talk about this" Muffin hears Woolf say from his room.

"IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS." Laff shouts. Muffin hears his own door open and sees Nadwe standing there while laughing. "You.- you- gotta come see this." He says in between laughs. The brown haired kid smiled and bolted out of the room to see what's happening. Apparently Woolf ran out his room and downstairs and into the basement where Dino sleeps.

Muffin finally makes it downstairs in time to see everybody down there watching this happen. Oof, Meme, Tbh and Socks are recording the fight while Oompa is sleeping standing up, Blaza is tormenting Tbh while he records, and Joocie is watching calmly, smiling widely while drinking tea. Woolf had a half awake Dino in front of him using him as a shield it seemed.

"Note to self. Stop cussing in Laff's face." Tbvg says chuckling next to him.

"LAFF IM SORRY IM SORRY." Woolf screams from behind Dino. Dino seemed out of it. Suppose he just woke up and is starting to doze off once again. Laff calms down a tiny bit but pulls out a bible and a cross from his tool belt. Ew Priests. The kids thought for a minute. Tbh got enough of listening to the drama and runs upstairs.

Laff says something from the Bible quickly before putting both the cross and the Bible back. "Youse disgust me." He says and turns around. Finally noticed we were ALL there. "When did youse all get here? I didn't hear you mates come down." Socks and Meme stop recording and snicker. Tbvg and Blaza head upstairs while Oof stops recording and drags Oompa upstairs not caring if he is asleep or not. Oompa's head may or may not have hit the doorframe leading out of the basement. He won't know. Socks and Meme leave a while after arguing about something nobody cares about.

Nadwe wouldn't stop laughing and Muffin wasn't going to anytime soon sooooo..

Laff turns one of his settings in his mask on. Echo mode? "The Boys must be cleansed." Wait-

"Laff- no." Nadwe says still laughing. "The boys must be cleansed." Laff says again grabbing holy water.

"Alright alright that's enough." Joocie says intervening, putting a hand on Laff's chest to prevent him from going forward.

Nadwe and I look at eachother. Nadwe looks back at them. "That's kinda gay." Nadwe says out loud. The Bri'ish men look at eachother. "I regret stopping you." Joocie says moving aside. "He's all yours." Nadwe and Laff both bolt upstairs after hearing him say that.

"That's still gay." I say snickering. Joocie didn't seem to mind and just shrugs his shoulders. "I honestly didn't give a shit. You just don't see fights like this everyday with Laff involved. Only ones these days are between Socks and Meme." He says taking another sip of his tea. I shrug as well and head upstairs with him following.

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"Thanks furry." Woolf say sighing and letting Dino go. He falls to the floor and jumps back up. "You fell asleep in the middle of that-?"
"Yes I did." Dino says cutting the wolf off. "And I'm not a furry, furry."

I start walking off back to my room. "Debatable ..Furry."

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