After taking the greatest Olympic Piss of a lifetime, Alex came out to see Dave propped up against the outside wall of the men's bathroom listening to music with his earbuds, oblivious to the short male beside him. Like all jokesters, he decided to pull a prank. He jumped directly in front of Dave thoroughly scaring the ever-loving heck out of him.
"AHHHHHHaaHhhhIIIII" Dave screeched like a middle school girl after seeing a cockroach in the girl's locker room.
"JE-SUS hecking CHRIST ALEX" Dave screamed again
==Time Skip Because I Don't Get Paid Enough For This==
After arriving at Dave's house to get ready for The Party™ Alex went into his bathroom to apply 16 different sprays of ax bodyspray because he's an 89 in 1 guy yk. When suddenly Dave walked in on him, chesticles out for Harambe.
Dave blushed because man he was PACKING some HEAT. But he ran out like the kawaii uwu girl he is. He needed to be dressed.
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Unfamiliar sounds and smells plagued both of their senses as they stepped into the small house, immediately, a familiar face greets them.
"HEY!! LOVEBIRDS!" is shouted by none other than Sollux himself, their number one ' fan ' one would say. Alex, being himself, went over to say a quick "hi", unknowingly leaving Dave alone in this teenage warzone.
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FanfictionPLS THE CLASS CLOWN AND THE ATHLETE GUY WHO KEEPS BARKING AT ME MADE A MATING CALL AND IM WRITING FAN FICTION ABT IT LOL
