Dave was alone. Without his boyf- HOMIE by his side, he was completely and utterly alone. Well emotionally that is, he saw multiple familiar faces. Jacob , Adderall, Kourtney Kardashian. They were popular, just like him, and coincidentally Kourtney was his ex girlfriend. As soon as he walked through that door, he could feel her eyes patrolling him like a drug dog in a floridian high-school. Then after finishing a conversation with Adderall ( who names their child Adderall by the way? Like seriously 🤔) she sauntered over to him , red solo cup in hand.
"Heyyyyy Dave" she said, clearly intoxicated. "How are you?" She asked, clearly not caring about the answer.
"Fine...?" he said , clearly uncomfortable.
"Glad to hear!" She said pausing, "Heyyy, you didn't come with anyone riiiight?" she asked , he was about to answer when she suddenly cut him off. "Thought so!" she said "Since you're all alone, do you wanna blow this popsicle stand? I want Taco Bell™'s Nacho fries." She asked. Dave didn't know if this was an innuendo for something explicit or if she actually wanted Nacho fries but he was appalled. He started backing up against a door while she came closer when suddenly Alex walked up to them, swishing his hips as he walked, when he reached them , he spoke.
"Hey babe, let's go, this party is like, totally lame XD!" In the most feminine voice he could muster. Dave , being traumatized 5 seconds prior, saw what he was planning and gave him a nod unnoticed by Kourtney, then he spoke. "Of course love, it was nice hanging out with you Kourtney but I have to go to Sephora before they close! seeya!" He said quickly while dragging Alex by the arm and exiting. Before Alex could say anything Dave kissed him. Fireworks started going off in both of their heads. But eventually they needed to split for air.
I love you
I love you too , Dave
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Cherry BOMB !!🍒
FanfictionPLS THE CLASS CLOWN AND THE ATHLETE GUY WHO KEEPS BARKING AT ME MADE A MATING CALL AND IM WRITING FAN FICTION ABT IT LOL
