Ban, negotiating with Meliodas: We have Rou . Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Rou: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Ban:
Rou: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Ban: ROU STOP
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Ban: How's the sexiest person here~?
Meliodas: I don't know, how are they~?
Ban, flustered: I-
Rou , from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Ban: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Meliodas: We got spring water
Ban: NO.
Rou: with EXTRA minerals
Meliodas: it's like licking a stalagmite
Ban: DON'T COME HOME.
Rou: Mmmmm cave water
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Ban: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Meliodas: How am I supposed to know?
Rou: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Meliodas: *sighs*
Meliodas : You wouldn't be trapped.
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Seven deadly dorks
FanfictionThere will be no canon ships because fuck them❤️ Just some shitty fuckery with the sins :) (Probably some of the stuff there will be 4kota)
