[Sds and ttc sparring]
King: *fall's asleep while SPARRING Galand"
Galand: HEY MELIODAS, i think i broke him he's just floating there doing nothing
Meliodas: doing nothing- fucking god he fell asleep again
Ban: i think this is a new record 20th time today
Galand: excuse me?
Meliodas: so he gets to sleep all he wants but i can't sleep at all, this is bullshit
Galand: are we just going to ignore the fact toast he has fallen asleep 20 TIMES TODAY!!!
Derieri: that is a bit strange does he sleep at all at night?
Meliodas: he sleeps the whole night soundly and i can't sleep that bitch, anyway can we get back to sparring
Zeldris: brother what the fu-
Meliodas: hush now Gregory i am waking him up, Ban wake him up
Ban: *proceeds to steal Chastifol*
King: *dramatic gasp* how dare you SIR
King: *proceeds to stab*Ban: *is stabbed*
Galand: are you guys ok, like mentally???
Meliodas: oh for sure me and King aren't, the other's are fine.
Garland:...
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Seven deadly dorks
FanfictionThere will be no canon ships because fuck them❤️ Just some shitty fuckery with the sins :) (Probably some of the stuff there will be 4kota)