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part 15

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Ender: Shit.
Set: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Lazy: OH MY GOD GOATY FELL OFF!!!

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Goaty: This date is boring!
Ender: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.
Goaty: Then why did you invite me?
Ender: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " fuck you Ender I'll do whatever I want!

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SETZO:Hey, Ender qué haces tú aquí?
Ender:Hey, ¿what the fuck are you saying? I don’t understand it.
SETZO:um… español?
Ender:eh.. pls speak English I don’t understand what your saying
SETZO:mira, cough estamos en Mexico así que tienes que hablar en español ya que hablar inglés hace que ofendas a alguien y te haga un hilo en Twitter y te funen…
Ender:oh please i don’t want to speak Spanish, because I suck at that pls.
SETZO:…
SETZO:alright, alright, speak Spanish now
Ender: 0_0
Ender:uh… my nombre is Ender and me gustar football yay footy…
SETZO:…. never speak Spanish in your life again…
Ender: Q_Q
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At the interdimensional bar

Skull: Have you seen a person named 'Set' around here?
Lazy: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
goaty: It looks fine to me?
Inky: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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My RWBY book Duo was walking away from the aquarium

Grimm: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Eteled : Grimm, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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The roleplay trio were in a comic book convention and both of them lost ender in the crowds

Lazy: Where's Ender?
Set: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Set, shouting: Goaty sucks!
Ender, distantly: Goaty is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Set: Found them.
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Chef: Do you cook?
Set: I made a cake once.
Ender: Yeah, it was good.
Set: Really?
Ender: Don’t make me lie twice, Set.
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Rage: Do you take constructive criticism?
Mon: Not without crying
Inky: RAGE LEAVE THE POOR BOY ALONE
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Just for context in the days before this there has been stuff where he has been stubbing his toe and falling down the stairs multiple times

Ender, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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Inky was just coming back to the bar after his little vacation to the Galaxy seas of Pluto and the bar was a mess

Inky: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Mon: It's kind of complicated, but rage and tired-
Inky: =_= Got it. Forget I asked.
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Grimm: I'm bored.
Rage: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Grimm: Sure!
Inky, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put tired down!!
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The RWBY book Duo While planning to break in somewhere

Eteled : Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Grimm: What?
Eteled : "Get Help."
Grimm: No.
Eteled : C'mon, you love it!
Grimm: I hate it.
Eteled : It's great! It works every time!
Grimm: It's humiliating.
Eteled : Do you have a better plan?
Grimm: No.
Eteled : We're doing it!
Grimm: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Eteled , carrying Grimm: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Grimm at guards, knocking them out*
Eteled : Ahh, classic!
Grimm: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Eteled , laughing: Not for me, it's not.
Inky:... You know you guys could have waited until I open the bar didn't have to destroy the guard drones =_=
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Set was sick today so King took over as a substitute therapist for Ender

King: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Ender: Awww, thanks-
King: That’s not a good thing.
Ender: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
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Rage: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Mon: Strong!!!
Hunter: Weak...
Inky: =_= An idiot, is what your are.
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Rage: What? I'm not aggressive!
Hunter: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Rage: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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In a council meeting

Memo: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Ender: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life!!!
King/memo: ender no ._.
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In the kitchen of the interdimensional bar

Chef: You know you can die from that, right?
Ender: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.
Set: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.
Lazy: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
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Set, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Ender, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Lazy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
King, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Mon: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Rage : Cool.
Mon: Do you know who Joe is?
Rage : JOE MAMA!
Tired, not even looking up from their phone: Damn, that backfired.
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Hello and thank you for reading this book until next chapter remember we're just a universe away until then