my hero academia harem X male reader

Part 70

Nighteye: the nerve. What are you doing with your face? Is this a joke to you.

Izumi: uh... no, I guess not

Nighteye: you attempted this blasphemous excuse of an impression on All Might's former sidekick. (Reaches hand out as he sorts her face impression out) All Might's wrinkles aren't like that at all, fool. (Her eyes widen) in his early days his crows feet were 0.6 centimetres long, from the silver age on they were 0.8. These days even unlicensed merchandise manages to have the correct wrinkles in the correct era but you don't even know that much!?

Izumi POV 

Izumi thoughts: every corner of his office is filled with All Might gear! (Eyes widen) the 10th anniversary poster that was never in sail for the public! I want it! There's no other way to put it, this guy is definitely a serious All Might fanboy.

(Y/N): we get it All Might's wrinkly and old

(Mirio's mouth is agape in shock as Nighteye slowly turns his head)

Nighteye: I know who you are, you're definitely his child with his blasphemous mouth. I don't care for these one bit, you can see yourself out.

Izumi: the vinegar river incident (Nighteye stops) are you not aware of it sir.

(Nighteye looks at her)

(Flashback)

(We see a young kid struggling in the water shouting for anyone to help him)

Izumi (present): a middle schooler who's quirk allowed him to change the properties of water was drowning in a river but All Might stepped in and saved him.

All Might: it's fine now. Do you know why? (Points at himself) because I am here!

Izumi (present) the drowning kid panicked and accidentally turned the river into vinegar which obviously ended up getting in All Might's eyes, his face looked slightly different from normal after

All Might Thoughts: dang this stings.

Izumi (present) that smile, those narrow eyes, that's the look I chose to impersonate earlier.

(Flashback end)

Nighteye: I know this rescue. Though it took place before I teamed up with him and I believe they mentioned it briefly on the widely run television special entitled "a look back".

Izumi: yes! I love that show! I know there weren't any villains involved so some people think it was a boring save, I'm sure that's why the fans don't talk about it much but I really like it for some reason. Honestly, I think the best part of the whole thing is the witty response he gave after being thanked by the kid he rescued.

(Flashback)

Kid: I can't thank you enough.

All Might: (laughs) I'm the one who should be thanking you

(Flashback end)

Nighteye: "my skin feels 10 years younger".

Izumi: that's it! It was a perfect one liner!

Nighteye: now I see, you were just testing me.

Izumi: what? Oh no it's just that since All Might is a teacher at my school and I never really get a chance to geek out about him. I maybe got a little excited.

Nighteye: as I recall, it turned out that the child's volatile home life was to blame.

Izumi: that's right and that made All Might's actions and words carry even more weight I bet.

(We see Mirio and (Y/N) walk past as Mirio frees bubble girl from the restraining chair he used to make her laugh)

Bubble girl: Mirio who's that? She's loud.