3rd Pov
We see Obsidian and Zakuba on a table. Playing DND
Zakuba: You enter a tavern. Fully pa-
Obsidian: Ok fire. I roll perception looking for Hot MILFS. *Rolls the dice*
Zakuba: You...
Obsidian:*Looks at the dice he rolled* 17. Are they're any hot MILFs?
Zakuba:.... Yeah there's one hot MILF. She's the bartender.
Obsidian:*Imagining Daisy or Mirko being the hot Milf bartender* Yes! Ok. I'm gonna go up to the bar. Order a drink and then I'm gonna give her a little wink! 😎
Zakuba: Ok?*looks at the board* she uh. Notices the wink but she's a little turned off.
Obsidian: What?! Why?!
Zakuba: Cause you just came out of nowhere and Just winked at her and she barely knows you
Obsidian: Yeah uh. That's like literally impossible so...*Pulls out 🎲 filled with Argent Energy.* I ACTIVATE ARGENT ENERGY ROLL!! To make her fall in move with me *Rolls the dice*
Zakuba: You... Argent Energy Roll what?!
Obsidian: Can i go home with the MILF?
Zakuba: It's always the MILFs. Do you just play Dungeons and Dragons to pick up MILFs?
Obsidian:............ kind of.
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The Wolf Son of The DOOM SLAYER (Discontinued)
ActionTitle says it all. Doom Slayer has a son. With a female Midnight Lycanroc named Ruby. Named Obsidian. They had a happy life. Until the demons came. They. The killed Daisy. Obsidian loved her as a sister. This. Allowed him to be enraged and unlock hi...
