It was a beautiful day in pasta country and the air smelled like gnocchi all over the city.
Don Fugo sat on his fat ass motherfucker mafia chair of dooming existence, farting a lot. Why is he Don, because he and giorno had a "who can hold on za beath" contest and this fucker giorno only hold his breath for 40 seconds and chad fugo for 69, hot. Giorno lost his don-ness and works in a mcdonalds now
Fugo had everything, like an xbox with gta5
But Fugo still felt like something is missing, something he doesnt have. He called his sex-slave Mista, but his ass is so hairy, he didnt want to fuck that, ewwww, u even could see some poop, disgusting. "Mista, perchè il tuo culo così disgustoso umu" (too lazy too translate all of this) "grande eww, vai via cunt" mista went away, not even able to explain why he couldnt clean his ass, thats a secret we will never find out
Fugo went to his bed
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he was so horni, but he didnt know how to get rid of it. Mistas ass was too disgusting and mistabating was no option cuz thats gay.
after a few hours he felt asleep and dreamed something. In his dream there were flying chicken nuggets that helped police officers to find the person who is responsible for so much air in chips, fugo ignored that dream but at some point a voice appeared. "Find the asshole of smallness, it will cure all ur sadness ness ness" and then fugo woke up with hard PP
"asshole of smallness, cosa questhoe???????"
and then his brain started to work, he had to find the smolest asshole in the world to have epic sex again. So he made some over 5 seconds unskipable adds on youtube and said that everyone with smol asshole should come to the pizza pasta strada 69
A lot of people came to the big mafia house, and everyone had to show their asshole to fugo, but none of them were smoll enuf. "no no no 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 questi buc(c)i dei culi non sono abbastanza piccoli KFSAHFAK DOV'è IL CULO MINI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (just saying culo now its shorter)
He was so angry that he didnt eat the edge of the pizza, everyone was shocked of this action, he seemed to be mentally ill af.
He went to McDonals to talk with Giorno about it, he is btw an instagram model now and sells nudes on onlyfans, rich af, anyways. He said "Fugovioli, forse posso aiutarti lol, c'era un dipendente nel Mcdonalds, abbiamo cambiato i nostri mcdonalds vestittis e ho visto il suo culo accidentalmente, e il suo culo è 🤏🤏🤏 veramente piccolo, così piccolo, nemmeno formagichoe puoi fuck questo culo con il suo motherfucking piccolo panini pene"
Fugo went :0000000000 "dov'è questo pene, DOV'è >:(, DIMMI TU FUCKER, GIOOOOWNOOOOOOOO" and giorno said "in nippls" (naples)
Fugo speedruned from nipples to nipples and screamed "RAGAZZO CON IL CULO PICCOLO, DOV'É SEIIIIIIIII" and a cute ass gaytalian boy came out of his house. Fugo ripped his pants down, and wow that was a tiny asshole "sniff sniff" mhhhh great fart~~~
he took the boy and brought him to the casse to buy him legally. "beep", he bought the boi.
Fugo comforted that tiny asshole boi. "cos'è il tuo nome?", fugo asked with this fuckboi emoji meme face "Leonardo ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ wroar rawrrr", that name made fugo so horni his dick went volare via.
Fugo asked the boi to tell something evil he did "non ho pulito i miei piatti" oh myyy goooowddd, daddy fugo took away his belt, he has to punish this naughty boiiii ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). His pants fell down and holy moly thats a big salami
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its like 30 cm. Leonardo smol pene (haha noob) went volare via too.
"u naughty boiii" fugo said and slapped that ass with his cock belt
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very haawwwttt.
Ahhhh~~ Ahhhhhhh ~~~~ lehoenardo said. Fugo slapped so hard his belt broke. Aww nooo, so he just used his hands to spank that perfectly shaped gay ass
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The bois ass went so red of all this spanking, never became normal again, fugos many finger slapped that ass just too hard.
Then fugo wetted the bois asshole by licking it. Nom nom nom he licked all the poop out of the bois asshole and ate it. LikLikLik, aaahhh~~
Then he forced the boi to lick his fat salami."Oh mihoe Dihoe, my smol Leonardo DaVinci, u make me cum so much tomato sAAAUUUUCCEEE~~~~" likliklik a bit tomato sauce came out of his dick and is now all over the bois body. he turned the boi again to fuck his smol asshole. He needed some tools to make the hole bigger, fugos cock was just to phat for the ass. Then he stuck that big phat wet cock in the boi. He went out in out in hardcore for un'ora straight (yes haha funni star platnium ora wow great, shut up you jojo fans its just italian, cringe ppl) the bois ass was bleeding because fugo was too hard, he even sumoned his stando purple fart to fuck too, the poor boi was filled with cocks he almost died cuz it was so hawt.
"Omg master fugo, sei too hard omg gonna cream" Fugo fucked him so hard his dick came out of the bois mouth again cuz big dick fugo
after the fuck the boi was unconscious because of harcore fuck. Fugo had to bring him to the hoespital. The boi became health again and Fugo asked him if he wants to marry him
Then they married, had super gay children and loved each other until Fugo got ran over by a monster truck in 2022
