I'm very disappointed. I thought Earth would be more exciting. But nah, it doesn't live up to my expectations. My friends kept talking about how thrilling and exciting Earth is. That was an overstatement. The most exciting thing on Earth is probably all the beautiful, natural scenes it creates. It's not very exciting per say. The inhabitants however, mmm, they are dramatic and great in both the worst and best possible ways.
If you haven't already guessed it by now, then let me tell you, I'm not human. I'm from a whole other galaxy, solar system, and planet. I come from planet 'Af Ahtehaks 301'. Of course no human knows that. For I am an extraordinary being, an extravagant foreigner, a stellar extraterrestrial, a- yeah I'm done describing myself. I already stated that I wasn't human right? Yeah, you humans reading this should have enough intelligence to know that. Hopefully.
If you happen to be reading this, this is a record of my experience on and relating to Earth and my encounters with its inhabitants. This might get long, because I've got a lot to say. My name is Rezee from planet Af Ahtehaks 301 and your in for a ride.
Was that human sounding enough? Like, did it sound interesting? Did I catch your attention? No? Oh well.
Anyways, this is Rezee signing out!
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Interesting Beings
Science FictionHumans are dramatic in both the best and worst ways possible. It's quite entertaining. That's might take on it at least. Follow me, your fellow extraterrestrial friend, as I take record of my experiences and encounters, of the human race.
