While lassies trying to escape her psychotic boyfriend, she ends up being adopted by a celebrity. Enter new friends, lots of sobbing, possible pregnancies, lots of drugs, much screaming, a crazy ex boyfriend, loss of sanity, sex, a lot of it, and wa...
Notes: Listen the beginning is slightly weird due to the fact my friend and I were not trying to turn it into a story but here we are. I swear it get's better as you go along. That doesn't mean any less concerning but the writing does get better in quality a bit, and there's actually plot.
A: Question for K: what do you have against isac elliot???????🤨 K: I have nothing against him. A: Why do you keep threatening to block him then?? If its because of lassie don't worry she gets plenty of pleasure from my dongus wongus 😁 K: PLS NOT THE DONGUS WONGUS A/Isac (their morphing together): DON'T INSULT BENJAMIN K: and the reason I keep threatening to block you is because you keep sending me "questions for the culture" K: IT HAS A NAME??!?!?!? A/Isac(but mostly isac): he's my doggy pleaser🤪 K: NO I CANT HANDLE THIS TODAY 😭 Isac/A: lassie loves benny boo my dongus wongus😆 K: I'M GOING TO CRY OR LAUGH OR BOTH Isac/A: Benny boo may be a little deformed but he does the job perfectly and lassie begs for more🤩 K: how big is "benny boo" Isac: umm big enough K: What's big enough in inches? Isac: Uhhhh K: 🤨 Isac: well lassie loves benny boo K: how big is benny Isac: she especially loves drinking benny boo's squirty juice🤪🤪 K: NO SHUT UP A: (i am so sorry) K: I CAN'T DO THIS I REALLY AM GOING TO BLOCK YOU K: (apology not accepted) A: (I fear i've made mistakes i can't fix) K: (dongus wongus was already too far, squirty juice is unredeemable) A: *my sanity has left the chat* K: (it left a long time ago) A: *isac elliot, his dongus wongus and squirty juice have left the chat out of embarrassment from his "long enough" cough cough 2.4 inch penis* K: HA 2.4 INCHES LOSER *isac elliot starts crying* Isac: GODDAMMIT YOU SOUND LIKE LASSIE ISAC: It kinda turns me on😏 K: CAUSE I'M LASSIE ON A SECRET ACCOUNT bro... No Isac: damn LASSIE STOP SAYING THAT YOU WISH I'M SOMEONE ELSE WHILE MOANING Lassie: CAUSE I DO WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE YOU STUPID, UGLY, SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN Isac: YOU STUPID SELF RIGHTEOUS DOG. WORDS HURT LASSIE And they make my dongus wongus standup😏 Lassie: YOU HAVE A DEGRADATION KINK??? THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING Isac: SHUT UP LASSIE IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY Lassie: You know you like it. I don't like you. So keep your midget sized dongus away from me. Isac: Lassie you're such a tempting animal Lassie: I SAID STAY AWAY Isac: Lassie dammit i cam in my bowl of soup Lassie: ha now you have to drink your own cum Isac: I thought you wanted to Lassie: EW WTF NO ISAC WERE YOU DROPPED KN THE HEAD AS A BABY???? I HOPE YOU WERE Isac: yes actually *trisha paytas has entered the chat* Trisha: THIS IS UNHOLY I like it *Trisha Paytas has left the chat* Lassie: NOT TRISHA PAYTAS SEEING YOUR MESSAGES NOW SHE KNOWS YOUR SO HORNY YOU'D FUCK YOUR OWN DOG Isac: LASSIE STOP YOU KNOW YOU LOVE BENJAMIN Lassie:I hate him. he's so ugly *James Charles entered the chat* Lassie: I'M NOT A MINOR James: So do y'all know any minors?? Oh Lassie: NO James: um is your boyfriend a minor? Lassie: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND. AND HE'S NOT A MINOR- wait nevermind you can have him He's 16 James: *licks lips* *pulls out less than average penis* Lassie: *evilly cackles* HA YOUR BOTH SO SMALL 🤏🍆 Isac: 😑 James charles:😑 *James Charles left the chat* Lassie: WAIT NO JAMES COME BACK. PLEASE. TAKE HIM AWAY Isac: HAHAHAHA Lassie: NOOOO *taylor swift entered the chat* Lassie: taylor what are you doing here Taylor: Any nice boyish looking guys in here?? 🤤 Lassie: please take isac away YES. YES THERE IS. Isac has that boyish look that you like in a man. And he's a London boy. Which you like Taylor: Hmmm My standards are normally higher... Lassie: PLEASE I'M BEGGING Taylor: will you pay me Lassie: I'm a dog🧍♀️ Taylor: oh umm, I still need payment Lassie: I have.. dog bones??? Taylor: Umm Can they be used for other things?? Lassie: I mean if you want. There very small though Taylor: That's okay they add to my little boy kink Lassie: Isac is little *wink wonk* Taylor: Hmmmm, maybe for a night? Lassie: FOREVER PLEASE. PLEASE TAYLOR Taylor: umm maybe i'll take a dog bone though
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Lassie: WAIT HERE'S A PHOTO OF ISAC PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO YOU IT'S THE BEST PAYMENT I HAVE Taylor: WHAT IS THIS I LOVE IT Lassie: AMAZING WILL YOU KEEP HIM NOW Taylor: I'm writing a country album. Can I use this as the album cover? Lassie: yes of course you can WAIT COUNTRY??!?!??! Taylor: Yeah Lassie: NO Taylor: Like cows, cowboys, wheat ANYTHING ELSE I BEG OF YOU Taylor: Why? Lassie: I HATE COUNTRY Taylor: The albums called cowboys and cum🥰 UHHH COWBOYS AND CORN*** Lassie: YOU CAN TAKE ISAC AND USE HIS CUM Oh, ummm. Taylor: um, so this is awkward Lassie: Here, just take isac and leave. You can use him as a sex slave for all i care. Taylor: I don't want him sorry. Isac: NOT AGAIN LASSIE Lassie: I NEVER USED YOU AS A SEX SLAVE FREAK THAT WAS A DREAM YOU HAD Isac: It was an amazing dream Lassie: SHUT UP Taylor: Wtf Lassie: see taylor he likes being used as a sex slave NOW PLEASE TAKE HIM😭 Taylor: Umm sorry no Lassie: PLEASE *Lana del rey has entered the chat*
Notes: Do not fret this is evil Taylor and not how she is portrayed in the rest of the story. Also I apologize for Isac. We have acknowledged he's a problem there's just nothing we can do about it.
