Demon Slayer:A New Moon

Episode 1:Hey look a truck... Holy Shi-

()=main character's thought's                                                                                                                                           ""=speech

Hey my name is Carter Ottoman and I am a totally average man from England, well I was until...)

Cuts to Carter humming to himself while walking across the road until he suddenly stops "I wonder what's for lunch today, hmm what's that noise oh it's just a truck... Holy Shi-." (Yep I got hit by a truck hence the name of the Episode which is super unoriginal right? Anyway back to the story what I am about to write down is exactly what happened after I died hope you find my story entertaining cause I sure as hell didn't).

"t, Huh where am I?" Asks a very confused Carter asks the strange man in front of him who was piercing yellow eyes and long black hair with striped of blue placed randomly across it "you my incredibly lucky friend was hit by a truck but not just any truck the exact same truck that tends to hit anime characters which means you are now talking to I Tsukuyomi god of the Moon and the guy who will grant you three wishes and a reincarnation into a fantasy world" says the supposed Tsukuyomi "so I'm dead... I should feel sad or angry but to be honest you hit me with more good news then bad, and have so many questions like how did a truck in japan get to England and aren't you a Japanese God?" Says Carter in the most monotone voice you will ever read "yes, yes I am" replies Tsukuyomi "so that means the royal family of japan really was descended from Amaterasu, neat anyway how is this reincarnation thing gonna work and are you going to answer my question about the truck?" Asks Carter

suddenly the blank white void they are in starts to warp into a game show area with a wheel with the name of many different Shonen Anime's "I am going to spin this wheel and whatever name it lands on you will be reincarnated into" announces a Tsukuyomi in a rather odd multi coloured uniform, (what the heck how come my next life is decided by a stupid wheel) "Wait-." but Carter is to late and Tsukuyomi spins the wheel and it lands on... Demon Slayer (you would think I would be happy since y'know it's my favourite manga but I am a realist so right now the only thing I am thinking of is how absolutely doomed I am) "now for your 3 wishes which all have to have something to do with Demon Slayer" announces Tsukuyomi with the flamboyance that only a crazy person or a god could have "um okay well first off I want to be able to learn Moon Breathing(cause it's cool and I want to see what it's like when a human uses it)  so for my first wish I want to be descended from Michikatsu Tsugikuni and my second wish will be that Moon Breathing has be taught from generation from generation and my third wish will be that I won't die until I'm 25" declares Carter "sorry but your 3rd wish is denied due to it not being related to Demon Slayer" shouts Tsukuyomi "but my 3rd wish does relate to Demon Slayer" objects Carter "how so?" questions Tsukuyomi "because the Demon Slayer Mark has the unfortunate consequence of having die by the age of 25 therefore my 3rd wish does relate to Demon Slayer" declares Carter "oh, well then good luck with your new life and hope your death isn't too painful on your 25th birthday exactly, even if you don't get the Demon Slayer Mark" says a solemn Tsukuyomi as Carter starts to disintegrate into his new world "wait no that's not what I meant you mother fu-"

Carter is cut off as he opens is eyes to a see his two new parent's "cker" his parents then looked confused as that was not a normal baby noise