22 The bomb blows up our home and chunks of our planet drift off as asteroids into the void. Only a small section of the planet is left for thriving on, and even that is tainted with a hell world, one of fire and lava.
23 The few of us left struggle to get up after the blow, but we know our HOLAY ONES are watching and guiding from wherever they felt safe. We know we need to get there. Deliver us, saviors, guardians, HOLAY ONES. Please, as we beg on our hands and knees. A plea, a cry, for help and deliverance.
24 We see some collapse into a purple mist and never return. They have gone to the Other Side, a sanctuary, our place of deliverance. They were the chosen ones, but nymphs, choose us too!
25 Meat meat meat meat MEATTTTTTT!!!!
Evolyn: The naughty kids got to the scriptures again-
Tommie and Evolyn: Who said that?! *sus eyes*
Tommie: Time to go roast some marshmallows kids.
Kids: MEAT- WAT? MaRsHmAlLoWs!
Evolyn: DoN't TelL ThE cHiLdReN...
26 The ones that fell in are the only ones who can be promised and delivered. The first ones were the pioneers. Their names were Tommie and Evolyn. We never knew what happened to them, but we pray that they guide us now in the promised land. May they rest in peace, as they meet the HOLAY ONES finally.
What really happened? Well just a year ago, a man named Kasy Blank developed a special bomb made out of chemicals no one can prenounce. His plan was to use it to conquer the world. He should've been a marshmallow because he ended up blowing up half of the planet and mixing the Nether dimension with the rest of our planet Earth. Only certain people could get through because they had a similar chemical makeup as Kasy Blank. Kasy Blank blew up with the planet, so his DNA was mixed into everything, since he also needed a DNA sample to activate the bomb. Everyday, we get a certain amount of time to go back to the Nether and save people who couldn't make it. This event was called the Amalgamation, the biggest cataclysmic event in history.
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The Villager Torah
HumorIn a world where catastrophic events stain their past, these two girls are the only hope for groups of destitute refugees, who believe they are gods. The italicized segments are the girls venting about how they really feel and are reacting to the Vi...
