A/N: I felt like writing this. Don't question me
Ash: Hey, Aileen. What kind of crystals can be used for banishing?
Aileen: Any of them if you throw them hard enough.
*next day*
Ash: *throwing crystals at Travis* I BANISH YOU AND YOUR NEGATIVE VIBES!!!
Aileen: That's my girl!
Aileen: I told Sal his ears flush when he lies.
Larry: Why?
Aileen: Look. Hey Sal! Do you love us?
Sal: *covers his ears* No!
Larry: ....
Aileen: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Sal: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Aileen: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Larry: edible
Sal: I turned out perfectly fine!
Ash: Sal, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Sal: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Aileen: How do I deal with my enemies?
Sal: Kill them
Aileen: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Sal: Kill them only a little?
Larry, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Sal, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Aileen, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Ash, trembling: What are we playing
Larry: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Sal: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Aileen: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Ash: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Todd: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Larry: I'm an idiot.
Sal:
Aileen:
Ash:
Todd:
Larry:
Sal: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
A/n: Ok, that's all we're gonna do for today. Again, just felt like doing this. Don't judge me. The first one was my own idea; the rest were from an Incorrect Quote Generator.
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Sally Face Fanfiction
FanfictionAileen Riley has lived in Nockfell since she was 5 with her parents and black cat, Binx. Due to her strange habits and clothing style (at least strange to most of the people of Nockfell), she doesn't have many friends. Aileen likes to call herself a...
