my life is a lie

balwlls (prolodge))

"hi bozo" jade said as they sat down next to arcjer
"hi flop" archer said
"can we order pizza" jade wwhined
"ok are we splitting the bill" archer asked
"no itzuku's paying it" jade loled irl
"no im not" itzuku walked in and sat to the right of archer
"so we're splitting the bill" archer said again
"fine" both of them say
"ok"
they order pizza 😈😈😈

222222222222233 minutes later
someone knocked on the door!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1
"Pizza delivery." some guy said
"Oh, and an extra one! We had extra dough from your original one, so we thought it would be nice to make you another one!" another guy said
"OH GOODY GOODY YUM YUM IN MY TUMMY" itzuku jumped up like a silly goofy little cartoon and opened the front door
"Hey." "Hello there!"
The two guys that were delivering the pizza (OWAH!!!!!!!1!1!) was actually MICHAEL AFTON AND TIM FROM TIM AND MOBY WOAH😧😧😧😧!!?????

"here itzuku our moneY— WOAH WHO IS THAT HOT BABE😘😘😍😍??" archer stares at michael while foaming at the mouth jaw on the floor having california love on repeat
"yeah here OMG IS THAT TIM FROM TIM AND MOBY MY BAE MY EVERYTHING THE PENIS TO MY VAGINA🤍" jade squeals and blushes and rolls on the floor giggling
"yes it's us. anyway here's your pizza. it's $9.43."
michael peeks over at archer and winks at her while itzuku gives both tim and michael the money and a tip
"hey, you there." michael points at archer
"yeah??????" archer blushes maniacally and starts fidgeting with her fingers behinf her back like theyre havung a crush in middle school
"what's your name?" michael asks while holding his hand out as a "hello"
"ARCHER!!!1!2!2!!2 NICE TO MEET YOY HOT GUY I MEAN MICHAEL!!!!1!!" archer blushes again but this time theyre shaking
archer feels a piece of paper on the palm of her hand
"call me" michael smiles and walks back to the front door
"WOAH...@@.@......" archer says

stay tyned for jade's part😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈