Itzuku waited and waited for the pizza delivery. Every few minutes they would look out the window to see if they arrived, anxiously biting their thumbnails.
Where are theyyyyyyyyyy omgggggggg!!!.?.??.?.!.!.!.??? i NEED that pizza in my hand NOW and i will DEVOUR it like i havent eaten in DAYS. i will GOBBLE that shit up i swear to god where is it im going to go insane.
He finally heard a knock.
"Uh, pizza delivery? 6666 Couture Avenue, for Itzuku The Potato....?" delivery guy announces in a whisper.
"YES THATS ME HELLO TAKE MY MONEY" itzuku threw the money like it was a baseball, and quickly took the 2 boxes of pizza from the guy's hands. "THANK YOU BYEE" she ran up the stairs into her room, and locked it.
Phew..
Itzuku was so excited to open the pizza, she squealed in excitement twice before touching the small little flap that reveals the pizza inside. They were ready to gobble that shit up like it was thanksgiving dinner.
50 seconds later, itzuku finished one single box of pizza. literally. one. single. box. what the fuck. she was thirsty, so she speed - walked to the kitchen to get a glass of water. back in her room, itzuku took a break from eating. then, it was back to the grind.
40 seconds later, another pizza has been devoured by the hands of itzuku the potato!!!!! world record😧😧!!!
itzuku burped. "oh man that shit was finger licking good my goodness gracious lord all mighty what have the gods brought down here"
a last drink of water and itzuku went to their computer to watch miraculous ladybug for free on a sketchy website called youtube
coming up................... 🚨🚨
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my life is a lie
Short Storyme x michael afton jade x tim from tim and moby itzuku x pizza okay so like basically this entire fanfic is just me amd my friends goofingaround plss i'm archer byw!!!!!!!! i hope you enjoy my stupidity 😍😍🤗
