my life is a lie

itzuku's wonderful world

Itzuku sighs in relief while holding both pizzas in her hands.
"Guys, can you like- help me." Itzuku glares at the horny monstrosity those two pizza guys made Archer & Jade turn into.
"Y-Yeah, we'll help you. Sorry Itzuku." Jade smiles, still blushing after what happened between them and Tim.
Man, I can't tell if those two guys are gonna bang them or not, but I could care less. This pizza smells so fucking good.

"Hey, Archer. Do me a favor and bring out the soda?" Itzuku asks Archer, who was putting 2 slices in each plate.
"Yeah sure." She says.
Archer was unbelievably horny for that Michael dude. She was going ballistic. She tried to calm down, but when they were getting the soda.. Archer kept squealing n shit. "MAN THAT MICHAEL.... LORDD HE CAN DO ANYTHING TO ME" she exclaimed, blushing while grabbing 3 cups for the trio. She carefully poured the soda into each individual cup, trying to make them have equal amounts. Archer gave two cups to Jade and Itzuku, while she took the last cup for herself.
The three of them started eating the pizza, enjoying every last bite. "Wow, that was amazing! Fresh out of the oven." Jade was very pleased about how good the pizza was. "What do you think, Itzuku?" They ask.

"..Itzuku? Helloooo?" Both Archer and Jade wave their hands infront of itzuku's face, as if she were in a trance from thin air.

Holy fucking shit that pizza was amazing that was so finger licking good i'm going insane in the membrane i need more of that right NOW.
"Sorry guys! Yes, the pizza was amazing!" Itzuku finally snaps out of their daydream. "I'm gonna go use the bathroom. I'll be right back." He stands up, and runs to the restroom upstairs.
"I wonder what that was all about?" Jade asks Archer. She replies with a shrug and they both went into Jade's room to watch Season 25 of South Park.

Itzuku was breathing heavily. She couldn't really control it, since he ran up the stairs. I need more of that pizza.. I got to order more without the others knowing. I sure hope this works.. He said to himself.

"Yes, hello? Is this the pizzeria? I would like to order 2 more pizzas. Yes. This is the same people who ordered around 10 minutes ago. Mhm. 6666 Couture Avenue. Yup. $10.23? Alright. Thanks! Oh, and please deliver it from the back door. Thank you again!"

Itzuku sighs, and takes a dump in the toilet.

stay tuned for archer's second part😍