bruno: what happened??
bruno remembered what he was doing.
bruno: charles entertainment cheese??? where are you??
???: hey there 🤨🤨
bruno looked up and saw a bEaUtiFuL ogre.
bruno: uhhh hello😳😳 have you seen my rat charles??
???: i think he died
bruno: NOOOO CHARLES 😭😭😭😭
???: do you want mcdonalds
bruno: does julieta work there??
???: who's that
bruno: nevermind
???: im shrek btw
bruno: im bruno
bruno: i have to get back home now byee
shrek: bye 😏😡🥶💔🥶💔🥺🤯👍⚠️🥵⚠️📸🥶📸👍🤢
bruno couldn't stop thinking about shrek. it was almost like...
no.
they just met...
BRUNO IS CRUSHING???????
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🤨📸kill me
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a curse divides us😭😭💔 (shrek x bruno)
LosoweTHIS IS A JOKE so basically angst 😭😭😭😭 shrek belongs to DreamWorks and Bruno belongs to Disney